The Efficient Worker.

me rn

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

im his friend too be cool to me as well please 🥺

if u buy me rainbow badge i will kiss you

goals???

need a polaroid of my femme in their favorite lingerie set I bought for them in my wallet so I can show them off to other butch friends and see what’s waiting for me at home every time I pay for something

this is so brokeback mountain core

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

wish i could self delete but sadly ive told a few people to not self delete so now if i did that id be a hypocrite

random doodles

pretentious rabbit guy whos tired all the time bc hes studying to become a pharmacist and hes super smart and kind of arrogant all the time about it

In ho: *smirking* I heard people are shipping us.

Gi hun: *terrified* TO WHERE???

real

yall love to talk about nerdy butches and blue collared butches but what about loser butches... butches who ask to carry your bag for you and get winded 2 blocks into your journey ? butches who offer their sweater when its cold but secretly pray you dont accept because they are really cold too ? butches who cant cook for shit but make a mean boxed mac and cheese and have mastered making instant coffee taste good ? what about us... I MEAN WHAT ABOUT THEM-

here i fixed it