yea
my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"
fucked up hurt/comfort. the person who stabbed you tends to your wound. the person who killed your loved one helps you grieve.
real
yall love to talk about nerdy butches and blue collared butches but what about loser butches... butches who ask to carry your bag for you and get winded 2 blocks into your journey ? butches who offer their sweater when its cold but secretly pray you dont accept because they are really cold too ? butches who cant cook for shit but make a mean boxed mac and cheese and have mastered making instant coffee taste good ? what about us... I MEAN WHAT ABOUT THEM-
I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend
"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"
Im freaking out inside every time
where?
Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.
god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers (I have to fold my laundry)
"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell
I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird