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Wedding troubles

NOTE: this fic is a WIP, all constructive criticism is welcome

Never, never in a million years would Black Hat have ever guessed that he would end up falling for his spineless weakling of a scientist. Honestly he was still pretty surprised that it happened.

Four years ago he randomly caught himself wanting to be around Flug more, to spend time around him without scolding him or making him fear for his life, next thing he knew they were officially dating. Next they started sharing a bed, having meals together, going on dates, and earlier that day he got on one knee with a ring which had the biggest red diamond he could get and asked Flug to marry him. He would never forget the look of pure joy on Flugs face as he accepted with tears in his eyes.

Currently they were both laying in bed, Flug was fast asleep while Black Hat was lost in thought. He didn't know much about weddings,  but he knew the basics of it, it was a human ritual where lovers declare their unending love to each other, he didn't see why it was necessary but it seemed to be important to humans, which was confirmed by Flugs reaction.

From what research he did, weddings can be big time events or a small gathering, he wasn't sure which they would end up doing (he'd have to talk to Flug about it in the morning), but one thing he knew for a fact, that he would make it perfect. Flug was the love of his life, one of the only things in this world that he truly cared about, and therefore he would only get the best of anything.

Black Hats thoughts were interrupted by the sound of rustling sheets. Black Hat looked to his side to find that Flug changed positions in his sleep, his back now facing Black Hat. He looked so small under the comforter, from this angle Black Hat had a clear view of Flugs back, which was covered in old scars from past abuse. Black Hat may be have been violent in the past, but he knew better than to leave lasting marks or damage, that would effect productivity.

He's seen them before, he knew they were from Flugs father because he wanted Flug to be 'normal', to 'stop pretending to be a boy' , and of course 'why can't you be more like your brother'.

Flug had suffered a lot in his life, from his abusive fathers beatings, his manipulative mother always guilt tripping him into doing what his parents wanted, and his superhero brother making him have to hide his face because if any villain saw it, they would recognize him as looking like Goldheart. Because of this Black Hat always did what he could to make Flugs life as perfect as possible, and this would be no different. Their wedding was going to be perfect.

I’m a sucker for good designs and they were amazing and I was dying to see the whole things, weather you make them is your decision but they were seriously awesome 🤩

Hey, I’ve seen your dsmp animations and I honestly LOVE the designs of the characters you came up with and would love to see all of them in color

But I also understand that you are very busy and I don’t want you to feel uncomfortable or pressured to do anything and I want to assure you that I just want to give a suggestion and praise ❤️

Ahhh, In color drawings. I’ve never really colored that style since I only really use it for videos but I feel as tho I should lol.

Genya protection squad assemble

Another random thought

Since I think it’s a given that the pervy kakushi would definitely try to creep on fem Genya, what do you think everyone’s reaction would be?

Sanemi would probably try to kill him, that one’s obvious

I feel like Gyomei would probably want to do something about it, either scare him or get him fired (or both)

Kanao would be out for blood, creeping on her is one thing, but her bestie? Hell no. And Aoi and the butterfly girls would be backing her up.

Shinobu would definitely scare him shitless and Mitsuri would help.

I’m not sure how Genya herself would react, I’m torn between thinking she would beat his ass and her being too flustered to say anything

What do you think?

I definitely think Sanemi would go unseen levels of unhinged even for him once he found out that Genya got revealing uniform😭 Mitsuri is one thing, she’s a hashira, she’s far more skilled and specially skilled at evading with her love breathing, and she is i suppose mature enough? To decide that’s something she wants to wear, aka is an adult.

Genya on the other hand is at a Very big disadvantage, and subsequently an advantage that requires her to get in close, and with more skin bare and open, she’s more likely for injuries before she can chomp on a demon.

But it all fr just boils down to that’s his LITTLE sister and she is SIXTEEN and Sanemi who already canonically respects and is kind to women will NOT❗️ stand for this travesty 🥀💔

For Gyomei on the other hand I def feel like he’d be upset too, just a lot more restrained about it lol cuz the whole purpose of his and Genya’s relationship is that Genya grew on him like unwilling fungus, that’s his child but he has to be arms length about it because of his own trauma. So I feel like he would be likely to pay the pervert bastard a talk and it goes like how a mafia boss talks really calmly to the person he’s about to kill😭

Kanao herself is already sufferingtm from this guy because he keeps making her skirts shorter and shorter (also canon I think, but also? She had Shinobu like pants in the manga at first so. Idk there’s a lot going on with Kanao’s clothes) so when Genya walks up to her and is like “my uh *gestures to tits barely held in by her shirt* uniform came in” she decides that yes, they should in fact kill this guy. Only addled by Shinobu giving them matches and oil, the butterfly girls, and her newfound independence from the coin and decision making. Which is rly funny for me to imagine that she goes from deciding to say hi to straight up plotting someone’s death.

I think Mitsuri would be a little more focused on comforting Genya while Shinobu leads the arson parade, Genya probably already lacks a lot of clothes that fit her properly, so to further make her uniform shorter and tighter would also probably make me cry because it’s just so… objectifying and gross. And I’m a firm believer in big sister Mitsuri who adopts Genya/Femya, so they’d have themselves a little spa day to bring her spirits back up and probably soak in some hot springs<3

But for Genya’s reaction, I’m also at a cross of how she’d react because, it took a little bit of time for Genya to get his growth spurts, he got them pretty much after meeting gyomei/when he first started eating demons, so getting literal magical steroids and healthy meals means he’d shoot up fairly quickly. And I imagine there was at least a good 6 months of being a solo demon slayer before he met Gyomei.

So!! This means that when pervert McGee meets Femya for the first time, she’s more than likely still small, dirty, chopped up hair, and “flat.” So her uniforms at the time would probably just be the standard because there isn’t much to “salvage/show” (not my words, his way of thinking)

But as she gets her growth spurts and grows and you know, fills out, he slowly starts finding her (🤢) attractive and probably actually does something similar with Genya that he does with Kanao and makes it a little shorter, a little tighter. Etc. until she’s got the Mitsuri type of uniform.

So I feel like Genya’s reaction would go > shocked, flustered > goes and shows Kanao > butterfly sisters start plotting arson and murder > spa day with sister Mitsuri > Genya goes and gets her lick-back HERSELF because she also deserves to punch a pervert<3

And as a result of 3 hashira paying this dude a visit and then 2 demon slayers who are of very strong caliber, Kagaya is probably finally enforced to get rid of replace the dude😭

This was so fun and funny to think about!!! Thanks for the ask!!

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* if there’s typos in this idc💞

10 Random #huntric headcannons!

1: Hunter would really like the character death from puss in boots and Edric would commission a plushie of death to give to Hunter

2: Luz calls Amity her cotton candy haired goddess, but Edric calls Hunter his golden haired angel

3: Edric likes Hunters fashion sense (or lack there of) and thinks it’s cute

4: when Edric got his palisman Hunter helped teach him how to fly with them

5: Edric likes baking stuff for Hunter to make sure he’s eating a healthy amount and even learned how to make pancakes

6: Hunter likes boosting Ed’s self esteem by pointing out when he’s being smart or saying specific things he likes about him

7: Edric likes boosting Hunter’s self esteem by giving his scars kisses and complimenting him whenever he can

8: Edric easily picks up on when Hunter’s scars are irritating him and sometimes even helps apply salve to them

9: Hunter likes to play the flute and guitar and is self conscious about it so he only does it around Edric (and Raine who’s teaching him)-Edric thinks he sounds like an angel

*NSFW mention*

10: during anything sexual Hunter is nervous to speak up so Edric regularly reminds him that he can ask to stop at any point and should say if something makes him uncomfortable

Wedding troubles.

Finished the first chapter, sorry if it's cringe

Summery: Black Hat proposed to Flug and now he’s determined to give Flug the perfect wedding.

Never, never in a million years would Black Hat have ever guessed that he would end up falling in love with his spineless weakling of a scientist. Honestly he was still pretty surprised that it happened at all.

Four years ago he suddenly found himself wanting to be around Flug more, to spend time around him without scolding him or making him fear for his life, next thing he knew they were officially dating. Next they started sharing a bed, having meals together, going on dates, and earlier that day he got on one knee with a ring which had the biggest red diamond he could get and asked Flug to marry him. He would never forget the look of pure joy on Flugs face as he accepted with tears in his eyes.

Currently they were both laying in bed, Flug was fast asleep while Black Hat was lost in thought. He didn't know much about weddings,  but he knew the basics of it, it was a human ritual where lovers declare their unending love to each other, he didn't see why it was necessary but it seemed to be important to humans, which was confirmed by Flugs reaction.

From what research he did, weddings can be big time events or a small gathering, he wasn't sure which they would end up doing (he'd have to talk to Flug about it in the morning), but one thing he knew for a fact, that he would make it perfect. Flug was the love of his life, one of the only things in this miserable world that he truly cared about, and therefore he would only get the best of anything.

Black Hats thoughts were interrupted by the sound of rustling sheets. Black Hat looked to his side to find that Flug changed positions in his sleep, his back now facing Black Hat. He looked so small under the comforter,  from this angle Black Hat had a clear view of Flugs back, which was covered in old scars from past abuse. Black Hat may be have been violent in the past, but he knew better than to  leave lasting marks or damage, that would effect productivity.

He's seen them before, he knew they were from Flugs father because he wanted Flug to be 'normal', to 'stop acting like a boy' , and of course 'why can't you be more like your brother'.

Flug had suffered a lot in his life, from his abusive fathers beatings, his manipulative mother always guilt tripping him into doing what his parents wanted, and his superhero brother making him have to hide his face because if any villain saw it, they would recognize him as looking like Goldheart. Because of this Black Hat always did what he could to make Flugs life as perfect as possible, and this would be no different. Their wedding was going to be perfect. He would make sure of it.

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It was 6:00 AM, Black Hat was watching as the rising sun illuminated Flugs face. Ever since they started sharing a bed Flug started to sleep without his bag, giving Black Hat the opportunity to admire every aspect of Flugs face, his scars from the plane crash that landed him in Black Hats mansion, his greying brown hair from stress and poor diet, even his buck teeth were cute. Usually Black Hat hated things he found cute but Flug seemed to be an exception. Black Hat didn't need to sleep so he usually spent his nights watching over Flug as he slept.

Flugs eyes slowly fluttered open, the light on his face having woken him up, he gave Black Hat a small smile as his vision gained focus, "morning" he said in a hushed voice, still groggy.

"Good morning dear." Black Hat purred lovingly, pulling Flug in for a quick kiss before they both got out of bed to get ready for the day.

Once in the dining room for breakfast Flug was immediately stopped by Demencia excitedly gushing about their engagement.

"This is amazing! That ring is gorgeous! When's the wedding? Can I PLEASE be the flower girl?"

Flug groaned and answered her with "we got engaged yesterday Dem, we can talk about that stuff later." While sipping his coffee and wondering how she could be so giddy in the early morning. Flug deciding he had enough energy to eat, sat at the table where 505 set a plate of pancakes.

"Thanks 505." He said to the bear, who gave a happy "baw." With a big smile on his face.

Flug wasted no time digging in, practically inhaling his food. Once he was done he quickly put his plate in the sink, finished his coffee and urged Black Hat to his office so they could discus wedding plans. They almost immediately decided that a big wedding was a bad idea, due to most of the inhabitants of hat island being Black Hat followers and fangirls, and the bigger issues of heroes finding out. Their relationship wasn't exactly a secret, there were several viral photos and videos of them being seen out on dates, killing heroes together and especially the one of them making out in front of a burning hospital, the general public new about their relationship. So if a hero found out about them getting married they would no doubt crash the wedding in an attempt to catch them off guard. A small wedding was the safest option.

Next they discussed what kind of guest list they should have. "Usually friends and family and invited, correct?" Black Hat recounted from the research (quick google search) regarding weddings. Flug seemed uncomfortable at the mention of family, "Well yes, usually, but there can be exceptions, depending on relationships." Flug responded, wanting to drop the subject of family. "I see, that makes makes this more simple regarding our situations." Flugs relationship with his family isn't exactly good. His parents treated him horribly once they found out his brother had superpowers, straight A's not being enough to satisfy them anymore. His relationship with his brother was more complicated, Goldheart was never outwardly cruel, but it wasn't really good either. They only really got along as young children, when Goldheart discovered his powers they got more distant, Goldheart usually being busy hanging out with friends or being praised by their parents. They only realy interacted when Goldheart wanted help with studying, felt the need to "protect his baby sister" from bullies or creepy boys, or on the weekends when he got a new video game and wanted to show Flug. Their relationship only went down hill with Flugs growing resentment of their parents liking Goldheart more no matter what he did, and Goldhearts ignorance of the abuse Flug was receiving and his gender identity problems. When Flug became a villain his parents practically disowned him with Goldheart treating him like he was a lost puppy that ran away, acting like it was just a phase (another reason why he hid his face). Not to mention the fact that “Kathleen” was declared missing 19 years ago when he was brought to Black Hat institute. As for Black Hat, being an ancient eldritch being he didn't have a family, making inviting any family off the table.

Continuing the discussion Flug talked about inviting close friends like Penumbra, suddenly Flug shot up in his seat looking at his watch in shock. "OH NO, I need to get to work!" Flug practically sprinted to the door talking so fast Black Hat almost didn't hear him say "sorry I have to get to work I'll talk to you at lunch I love you bye!" Just before closing the door. As much as Black hat would like to spend all day with Flug and planning their wedding, they still have a business to run.

Now alone, Black Hat pulled out a laptop from his drawer (one that Flug got him after he broke the tablet). If he was going to give Flug a perfect wedding then he needed to know more about them. He could research and continue planning while Flug worked and discuss it more on his lunch break, giving Flug less things to stress about.

He was Black Hat after all, their was almost nothing he couldn't do, besides, how hard could planning a wedding be?

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Eurylochus: captain

Odysseus: Eurylochus 🫡😐

Polites: captain

Odysseus: POLITES 😃💞💖🩷🌸🥰💓🥰😍☺️

if Polites was still alive by the time Keep Your Friends Close happens, that bag would have stayed the fuck closed and I am dying on this hill

do u ever just point at two characters and go “i want that one to get hurt and i want the other one to get really angsty about it”

WELCOME HOME THEORY

Ok, so I just have some interpretations of the welcome home update that I haven’t seen so I wanted to get it out there

Wally is in a basically catatonic state when the cameras aren’t on him (when we see from his perspective), not talking and barley moving, even on camera he acts robotic almost like someone that was lobotomized

But I noticed that he isn’t portrayed this way in his character description or the in universe marketing, even the other characters act like he’s out of character a lot of the time, barnaby is confused when he stops painting and doesn’t answer him, and frank acts wary of him but in the kind of way where it seems like he’s worried about him

It seems like Wally was at some point just like his character description and something happened that made him act differently, maybe he saw something he shouldn’t have and something or someone is trying to silence him or control him in some way

Now here’s where it gets into theory territory, if you’ve seen the guest book responses you know that they can be inconsistent, sometimes he’s able to interact with his friends, saying things like “I asked frank” or “I told them” and sometimes he says things like “I can’t reach them, I’m sorry”

I think that maybe whatever happened made it so he can’t do anything when the cameras are off, which would explain him not being able to reach them, and even when the cameras are on his communication seems very limited, only being able to do the bare minimum, for example in one of his hidden voice logs he says, “ I can see, but I can’t see” in a way that makes it seem like he wants to say more but can’t

Now I think Wally communicating with us is him trying to reach out for help but his limited speech makes it hard so he try’s a lot of different ways, eventually he gets so desperate he accidentally sends whatever is infecting him to our world which is more having a very bad effect

From the hidden messages we see in the website it’s clear Wally is desperate for something, say something that he can’t clearly say and this might be why

Feel free to comment if you have anything to add or comment on