Saraqael????

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

fucking. help me

good omens 2 is genuinely so funny. it's like a good omens/crossover fandom fic got turned into a whole 6 hours of television. crowley and aziraphale kissed and then immediately broke up. the main plot of the show revolves around trying to get two lesbians together jane austen style. half the runtime is dedicated to random historical flashbacks of crowley and aziraphale homosexually interacting. they got rid of every single one of the straight couples. it's canon compliant to the bible

Crowley + being unable to refuse Aziraphale.

go watch Barbie

dude what are you talking about aziraphale and crowley are literally a lesbian couple like was that not clear or

They're called World's FINEST because look at them!

Well… yes.