p0ltus

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You know what my favorite thing about York is?

He’s the funny man and the goofball and the rule breaker and he never actually successfully broke into anything without triggering an alarm on the show, and he hates his job and only sticks around because he’s deeply in love with the boss’s daughter.

But. My man is competent. I’ve tried to figure out what the heck kind of rating they give the Freelancers on the Board and never managed to, but look at this picture.

York is either .4 or .8 points behind Carolina. Carolina, who is as fast as Kelly and as tough as Sam. He’s close to a full point ahead of Wyoming. And this is all with one eye. He beat the sleeveless insurrectionist - the one who stomped Maine into the ground - in hand-to-hand like it was nothing. He managed to out-drive jetpacks and helicopters (again, with one eye) during a high-speed road chase. He was never motivated to be a Freelancer, but was still pretty much the best of the best (after Carolina and Tex obviously)

I just like when the goofballs actually turn out to be great at what they do - especially when they hate what they do. Really adds to the angst.

Marble Hornets Pages

Or whatever you guys consider it, Slenderman pages, Operator pages, Creepypasta pages, I don't really care. I was planning on using them for my strawpage but I decided that people may need them for reference or personal use. I cropped them from what I found.

Hiii guys running a sale on my etsy to clear up some space!!

etsy.com/AmphibArts

(made with blinkies.cafe)

Idk if edits do well on Tumblr LOL but I thought the slenderverse fandom would appreciate a throwback song

tim is butch yes of course. but do you understand that jay is as well?

I'm genuinely going insane why does this fish from a Barbie movie look like Andrew Ryan

Idk who the original creator is @amphibiousfella made me to draw this and post it

All of my MH stuff is 25% off rn while I work on making space for new stuff! etsy.com/shop/AmphibArts

I have new marble hornets prints up on my etsy (https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmphibArts) These turned out too big so they are discounted and also the only time I will be selling these prints in this size!!

I barely know how to use Tumblr this app has frightened me for years

never post edits here but omg jay merrick

He’s real…

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

woahhh my jerma boba fett stickers are now up on my gumroad (edit: and etsy now) !!

Gumroad

Boba Fett Jerma "Sparkle on" sticker (2.5 inch)

Holographic Boba Fett sparkle on Jerma meme sticker, stickers are holographic and 2.5 inches! aurebesh translates to: sparkle on its wednesd

Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen

i am woke slenderman collect my 8 pronouns

I never post on Tumblr BUT I found out people liked my Kian cosplay from last years Kumo so heres some extra pics of me and my bf (rand @amphibiousfella) :3

HI IM THE KIAN!!! MY BOYFRIEND IS THE RAND I RMEMEBER THIS SO VIVIDLY IF U HAVE THE UNBLURED PIC CAN U PLS SEND IT TO ME ON DISCORD MY BF AND I ARE SOBBING OVER THIS ART ITS SO CUTE ❗❗❗❗💙💙💙💙

DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS MAN

MY BF SAW THEM AT SAKURA CON AND I WAS UPSET BC I WASNT AROUND AT THAT MOMENT BUT I WANT TO HUNT THIS PERSON DOWN AND BE FRIENDS WITH THEMMMMMMM PLEAAAASE

I think their user is (something)Lotus, the first part is too blurry in the pic to read. I also dont know if they have a tumblr so this is kinda a shot in the dark

awhile back i went through all of blake's voice lines by hand and cut together every single fuck i could find. enjoy