RIP Chuck Berry

Airplane is the funniest movie of all time. If you haven’t seen it, you all need to.

They really get this fan.

Just Maroon 5 Being Awesome

There has probably always been just as many ADHD, autistic and etc people. Back in the 14th century life was just simpler and if you were capable enough to manage to herd goats, nobody cared if you’re a bit weird

Favorite Toasts

49? That many states left?

49 States 😤😤😤

That'll be me.

Dats me in the future

“I want our government to start buying more books and less bullets.”

My government teacher in class today

Would an English major rather live passé or diacritic?

Seems legit.

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Been there.

I am scared of the day that I am doing laundry and can’t tell the difference between my wife’s and my daughters underwear.