Breeding A Dachshund With A Poodle Will Yield One Purebred Mouse And One Purebred Wolf.

I think I've experienced this a lot at work.

"There is nothing worse than arguing with an unproductive critic. That is a no-win situation." - Troy Gathers

“There is nothing worse than arguing with an unproductive critic. That is a no-win situation.” - Troy Gathers

If you choose run, it means you believe.

Porch pirates caught on ring camera set to the tune of "Long Time" by Boston

My dog can become another animal. It's true! Sometimes she barks until she's a little hoarse.

I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn’t have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.

Sad, but true

You’re officially an adult when it’s no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve

One of my all time favorite movies

BETTER OFF DEAD  1985 | dir. savage steve holland 

Awww yeah!

Whats up with Hei Hei in some of the Moana promo art and posters? Like

And like 

And even???? 

He’s so angry and ready to Throw Down 

But then in actuality he’s just 

Disney explain

Best thing I've seen all day!

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