To Use The Head Cheeto's Own Words, "the Likes Of Which You've Never Seen." What A Nightmare!

Why does this always happen to me?

If I have a dog that always marks things permanently, is it a Shar-pie?

Reposting not just because it's a good idea, but they way it's written is hilarious.

They should play loud music in public bathrooms so you dont hear peoples asses unleash hell.

firstdayofspring usually brings a time of optimism and hope. The CoronaCrisis is bringing anxiety and despair. Please remember this.

If the Earth was flat, cats would’ve pushed everything off by now.

Yeah...in Star Trek 4.

Ever Heard Of Transparent Aluminium?

Ok honey, you can wear socks with your crocks.

Public library: Sign up for our free seminar on (historical downer).

Community:

Library: We'll have cookies.

Community: I could stand to learn something. Wait, why is registration full?

Blazing Saddles

Seems legit

Maybe