Hook Isn't Always Into Subtlety.

Oh gosh I could’ve written this post myself XD

widevibratobitch replied to your post: if I can squeeze out 200 words of the thing…

It’s gonna be skyrim isn’t it

honestly I was actually kind of thinking “maybe I’ll let myself write fic” because I…haven’t done any of that at all today and I have at least a couple things I’m kind of excited to work on, but

odds are it’s gonna be skyrim, yeah

Captions are a match of Older and Babydoll :)

I decided to torture myself with Astarion and Imani :')

Thank God for Tumblr or else I would never know when things appear online.

Oh, Death. | SPN Season 11 Promo.

Super tiny one-shot of Essek and Verin after meeting Keyleth.

The Thelyss brothers truly cannot resist redheads lmao

This Weekend

When Supernatural rips a hole in your heart and you know Samurai Jack is about to do the same thing in a few days

YAY!

OMG yes she’s back!  The red-headed badass is back!

Reblog so the fic gets written 🤣

Still super obsessed with the idea of Tav being part of the og party that killed Strahd and they just… dont mention it. At all.

Like, you’ve got:

Gale: Archmage of Waterdeep, wizarding prodigy, Chosen of Mystra herself

Karlach: frontliner of the Blood War and escapee from Avernus

Wyll: The Blade of Frontiers and son of Grand Duke Ulder Ravengard

Astarion: Vampire spawn of Cazador Szarr, and former magistrate

Shadowheart: Priestess of Shar, Lady of Loss

Lae’zel: Badass githyanki and proud servant of Vlaakith

And my Tav’s canon: Slayer of the Dread Lord Strahd von Zarovich, currently trying to find a way to bring it up to the party and is 100% awkward about it because they died *after* killing Strahd and only because they tripped off a cliff and their old party thought it’d be funny to cast Reincarnate instead of Revivify.

The story everyone knows is that (Tav) died in the fight against Strahd as a “final heroic sacrifice for the greater good.” When in reality, they’re too embarrassed to correct anyone so they’ve picked a new name and literally made a deal with Neferon or Exethanter for completely different magic to what they used to wield and now they’re committed to the disguise/new life/fake backstory of being tricked into a Warlock pact. At this point, they’re neckdeep in this awkward situation where everyone believes they died a hero’s death, their old party is kinda just laughing about everything, and their BG3 party is completely oblivious.

Astarion: “It’s near impossible to kill a true vampire lord. Cazador is almost unbeatable.”

Tav the Strahd Slayer: “…I see.”

This whole set is glorious.

Game of Thrones 6x04 “Book of the Stranger” - a summary (inspired by @corlgrimes)

Bonus:

Oh boy...

BMOL better not show up at the end and kill Ellie so that she can never be used against humanity.... I swear to God...

More likely they are cramming in as many Daniel and Emily moments as they can before killing him off in a useless and convoluted manner, aka jealous rage from Louise.

i really hope that they’re setting up for emily x daniel because they’re the most interesting thing on this show right now