Me On My Way To Write The Most Questionable, Rapey Fanfic Of A Show, Which Is Deader Than My Favourite

My goodness, why did I just found this fan art ? Why am I an idiot? This is a masterpiece *chef's kiss*

Awww I'm so glad you enjoyed my story, I actually enjoy your art a lot

Yup I'm digging in the depths of your account for fanart , I know it's weird but I'm loving it ❤️

A fanart wish from a dear follower @viirazu <3 And yeah I´ve got inspired by Raaaaandomgirls Fanfiction "Finding out" <3 This is one of my favorite Kaiketsu Zorro Fanfic *hrrrrrrrrrrrrr* I'm so addicted to Kaiketsu Zorro and to RayxDiego I'm so sorry x3

So my mother gave our dog a bath and now she is an angry burrito

I just realized that my most productive moment during quarantine was when I made a steam punk, plague doctor mask.

Which moment during quarantine do you think was your most productive?

Random Rant:

Ok so apparently women are not supposed to masturbate, because that would mean that they are sluts, but men are, because it's their nature to be horny and they need to do it.

Also men are not supposed to cry a.k.a express their feelings, because that would mean that they are pussies, but women are ,because they are the weak gender.

Alright who is the motherfucker who created these idiotic taboos and WHYYYY? Because I really am sick of listening to this bullshit and seeing people treating others like shit based on stereotypes.

Fuck this shit I'm out.

My bf and I just watched the "Iron Man" trilogy and I cannot stress enough that Tony Stark is fucking Daddy material, I-

10y.o me had a major crush on Tony Stark and I guess it was just awakened. Makes perfect sense to me.

I finally watched Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)

YOU MIGHT GET SPOILED ON OTHER MOVIES OF THE FRANCHISE SO BEWARE BEFORE READING

OK SO BOI OH BOI, WHERE DO I EVEN START.

Corrupted policemen were always involved in the saw franchise, but I really think that everything that took place regarding police brutality back in 2020 did have an impact on the film, even though it was supposed to be released in 2020. I might be wrong tho.

Once again, we have a goddamn Jigsaw copycat, manslaughtering their victims in true Mark Hoffman fashion, unescapable traps for shits and giggles, but unlike my boi Hoffman this bitch decides to make a legit ripoff of Jigsaw's work, you know the I bought a 'Gucci' shirt for 10 bucks but the print has 'Coochie' written on it kind of ripoff. And let's be real, if John Kramer was mad at Hoffman for being a copycat killer that chose a cheap blade to kill his victim, I'd love to see his reaction at a copycat that didn't even have the decency to make their recordings sound creepier because maybe that's all of what free sound distort programs on the internet can offer.

My boi Zeke deserved a lot better, he was the grumpy type of protagonist. Do I blame him though? Hell nah, all of his damn coworkers sucked. His wife cheated on him and wouldn't let him see their kid. His father is a corrupted cop as well but is keeping it hella lowkie. And unsurpisingly everyone around him is dying and he can't do shit about it because even though he is trying, his coworkers are unwilling to even listen to him talking.

I loved the movie, I absolutely adore the Saw franchise. The everending plotwists never cease to surprise me and way the story flows keeps me focused, trying to solve the goddamn riddles. So regarding the killer's inspiration from John Kramer's theory of the Spiral. It really is JUST an inspiration BUT it's waaay to far away from John Kramer's ideology and motives, since according to him, everyone deserves a second chance in life, in order to change (or just to become his apprentice). Thus, all of his traps were escapeable, unlike Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman's traps.

So If John Kramer was alive I doubt that they would get away without being tested in a trap, let alone to be a successful apprentice.

I've been listening to "Rogues! The Podcast" for a while (which is fucking amazing and super heartwarming for my little cold heart.) And I felt inspired, so I decided to sketch Dr. Jonathan Crane (at least how I picture him in my head).

Oook so the exmas are just around the fucking corner, I'm over here fighting against procrastination and stress, studying my ass off, only for anxiety to make an entrance in my head and ask "Are you sure that you know that? What if you forget everything during the exams? What if you fail the panhellenic exams?" Sooo yeah I'm over here crying my heart out, while studying history and sociology. To all of my fellow greek students, good luck to us, we need a fucking psychologist.

You know what the funniest job in Star Wars would be? Senator, during the 20 year gap between ROTS and ANH.

Palpatine is the only one with any real power and you're basically just kept around as set dressing. The Emperor shows up once a week to make a villainous monologue and then leaves to go actually run the empire. Darth Vader shows up every couple of months to spend an afternoon breathing ominously at all of you before going back to killing people and crying about his wife. But apart from that? Nothing happens.

The stuff you'd do to not lose your mind from boredom, it'd end up as a nonstop improv routine. "Whose Line Is It Anyway" Senate edition, where the laws are made up and the decisions don't matter. You'd be making flimsi airplanes and throwing them at each other, using the giant holoprojectors to have movie nights, trying to do entire speeches in a Darth Vader voice. It would be great! And then Palpatine would dissolve the senate and probably kill you, but still. Good times while they lasted.