Don’t Know Why But I Picture Lasko’s Listener Owning A Blue Snake, Or A Ferret Or Two Rats For Some

guys r we cooked..?

(yes this is how im coping)

Early Access people how are we feeling? I’m feeling fucking great—

LITERALLY CRYING RN YALL.

There is simply just no more rage room. That’s how bad the mess is.

Tank, Damien and David walk into a rage room. How bad is the mess?

I may not be a giraffe reader—but even then, gotta help out tall readers out there.

{(ENGLISH NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IGNORE IT OR PLS FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME)}

SO

I just saw a post talking about "readers" "y/n" whatever, being so so small, so cute, so adorable... Then we, taller bitches, being like: 🤡

I like when writers avoid talking about appearance and gender and stuff like that, so can we also include height pls? Cuz it's makes me cringe so bad when the reader are "you looking so small, he could tower you" "you're so small that (insert character) could carry you easily"💀

And I'm like "bitch I'm 5'7 wth??"

And I not even >that< tall, but I still cringe so fcking hard. So I can't even imagine my real tallest babies out there..

So pls, writers, unless the character is REALLY REALLY HUGE, can we just avoid talk about it?

My giraffes readers out there, feel free to reblog this, lets make this a thing pls lmao

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I'm sorry if I'm making this a little bit too personal (cuz I rly am), but I need to say, this have been one of my biggest insecurities for my whole life. In my country, the smallest ones have always been the most likeables, so this didn't help much with my self-love. (Also me not being white with straight hair, but we're not talking about this now).

So yeah, lets rly make this a thing pls

I’ll be taking those 40 bucks then-

$40 bucks to ANYONE who can listen to the Imperium James audio and actually pay attention —no spacing out of ANY kind

NSFW(kinda idk😭)

HELP- I totally forgot that not only in Gavin’s first audio is he getting head in 7/11 but he also straight up HITS the guy because he “used teeth” on accident😭😭

*sighs*

*Re-listens to the DAMN series for the 850th time.*

Pssst…hey yeah you…! you know that scene from x-men 97’ where gambit is in a crop top and jeans??

Good now imagine David, Milo, Asher, Sam, Porter, Huxley, Damien, or Gavin in it. You’re welcome.

Real

every day of my life i regret admitting where i live

I have awoken from the dead seeing the new redacted video that has been posted and I am hyped.