Idk Why But I’ve Always Imagined Darlin Having Siblings, And They Constantly Would Rough House With

Don’t know if this has been done before- but-

What I personally think the redacted boys and listeners favorite monster flavor would be.

The boi’s first^^

David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.

Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.

Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.

Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.

Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.

Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.

Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.

Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.

Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.

Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.

Listeners^^

Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.

Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.

Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨

Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.

Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.

Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.

Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭

Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭

These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!

thinking about sam calling darlin' baby and im being very normal about it. obviously. thinking very normally. and clearly.

Don’t know why but I picture Lasko’s listener owning a blue snake, or a ferret or two rats for some reason. And they keep said animals in their lap while they work.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk—

This is a joke…right..?

BREAKING NEWS

Actor Chris Pratt has been cast to voice the role of “Alucard” in Castlevania: Nocturne Season 2

"Oh, I could never stay with David!"

"I would definitely break up with David!"

"I don't know how Angel dealt with him!"

"I would not be able to stay with him that long"

Oh! Okay! So you're a dumbass?

Not only is he very financially well off!

But he can also cook!

AND he's got a good dick! (It's big and he knows how to use it and I feel like we don't talk about it enough)

Cuz idk about you but the thought of having amazing sex, getting a home cooked meal for aftercare AND him ordering fancy expensive dessert for me afterwards would make me push through the shitty attitude

But that's just me tho

Just a genuine question rn. Why are people raving about Alexis again…?? Like I thought we already did this??

What has she done this time?? Cuz from what I’ve seen from the channel she hasn’t even been mentioned at all recently. Like we all know she’s not a good person for what she did—obviously. But FR can we like not keep going on and on about why she’s a bad character—hell not even character I actually find her character fun to think about—but person she has been.

Like can we not??? I’m just trying to enjoy the redacted fandom, and tag, without getting bothered by others literally slandering a character who hasn’t even had ONE singular CANNON audio with her fully voiced and everything. We’ve only interacted and heard her once. And it was in the Imp! Au.

Come on guys do fucking better please.

ERIIIK ‼️‼️‼️ DROP ANOTHER LORE-HEAVY AUDIO , AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Blue Monday by New order is giving major House of Solaire vibes.

henlo :3

New hyper-fixation unlocked…New Jersey rats and New Orleans rats.