An Alternate Universe Where Everything Went To Shit, Because Baby Caelum Doesn't Exist+Davids Dead :]

I have awoken from the dead seeing the new redacted video that has been posted and I am hyped.

Holy shit I just remembered freelancer was originally supposed to end up with Huxley rather than Gavin.

*Explodes*

LITERALLY CRYING RN YALL.

ong somebody save my man Ashley🙏🙏🙏

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

"Oh, I could never stay with David!"

"I would definitely break up with David!"

"I don't know how Angel dealt with him!"

"I would not be able to stay with him that long"

Oh! Okay! So you're a dumbass?

Not only is he very financially well off!

But he can also cook!

AND he's got a good dick! (It's big and he knows how to use it and I feel like we don't talk about it enough)

Cuz idk about you but the thought of having amazing sex, getting a home cooked meal for aftercare AND him ordering fancy expensive dessert for me afterwards would make me push through the shitty attitude

But that's just me tho

More EA Spoilers.

Guys I’m slow. In my last post I said he was sick- I had to re-listen to realize this mf is HIGHER THEN A FUCKING KITE😭😭

And now im trying not to laugh my ass off about it since I have family over and I cannot wake them up by laughing😭😭😭

Right so I finally checked out redacted TikTok(which i stayed away from for the longest time since I’ve joined tumblr and the fandom in general because of heard horror stories) and I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed in my life—I see why it gets a bad reputation.

YA’LL I FINALLY ENJOYED A LASKO BONUS AUDIO HELP-

STOP NO—CUZ WHY CAN I NOW SEE BILLY THROWING IT BACK-

HSHAHAHSSHAHAKJAHEEINA WHD

Norman bates, Thomas Hewitt, brahms heelshire, billy lenz (anyone else) reaction to reader blasting rap/pop music

“I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK SEVEN DAY A WEEK WET ASS PUSSY MAKE THAT PULL OUT GAME WEAK-“

“🤭😊😁😆😀😥😰😨”

To say Norman was alarmed is a understatement. His sweet little lover has been playing some...interesting??? music lately. Of course he'd never say anything, as long as you are happy he's happy. But mother has some complaints (doesn't she always?) so it might cause some contention between the two of you. But eventually she'll come around. The song is too on point for her not to

Oh, Thomas. Our sweet backwoods bby. If it ain't gotta a banjo in it, is it really music? But when he hears you blasting this song, tears in your eyes, he's sold. This is it. This is your song now. Your first dance at your 'wedding'. Be prepared to have this song played everyday day. And don't pay no attention to Hoyt, he isn't crying. Just cutting onions.

I'm sorry, is this too on the nose? Just because Brahms is a brit, doesn't mean that he automatically loves Adele. I mean, he does love Adele's music. Especially this one. His over-dramatic ass, catch him in the kitchen at 3am, clutching a bottle of wine and sobbing. Honestly, you just played it once for the meme. And now here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️

Billy Lenz is that human version of that feral dog that won't stop humping your leg. So you? Playing this song? Innocently singing along? Oh, boy. You're in for a long night. Also, not Billy stealing your phone to look up the music video... AND SOMEHOW MEMORIZEING THE ENTIRE CHOREOGRAPHY. Like damn asshole can't remember to wash his crack, but remembers the dance from WAP.