You Know What I’m Gonna Fucking Laugh At? If Erik Decides To Post The Summit Audio At Midnight—like

Don’t know why but I picture Lasko’s listener owning a blue snake, or a ferret or two rats for some reason. And they keep said animals in their lap while they work.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk—

Wait did Sam win the poll?? I haven’t been able to check recently T^T

hot boi summer (heat) just turned into sad girl winter (cold) because the guy we wanted to win didn't win

I concur, trust this persons words.

43:20 sam’s first BA…. just trust me on this one

Sooooo—since Lasko now has a listener who is a water elemental, does that mean we can call Lasko and his listener together “tsunami”-?

NSFW(kinda idk😭)

HELP- I totally forgot that not only in Gavin’s first audio is he getting head in 7/11 but he also straight up HITS the guy because he “used teeth” on accident😭😭

*sighs*

*Re-listens to the DAMN series for the 850th time.*

More character/ listener headcannons!!!(Zsakuva, Yuurivoice, and Desmond ASMR edition^^)

ZsakuVA^^

My Darling and my Barista (Elias’ listener) personally knew and dated back in high school^^

Pickle ad Issac do the thing where they slowly hold hands while sitting or working together.

Perfect(Kaysons listener) has a photo of them and Kayson as a photo in their room.

Elias used to skate.

Love knows how to use more then just a knife as a weapon😭

Yuurivoice^^

Sugarboo constantly likes touching or holding one of the boys as a comfort thing.

Casper is 1 year older then Charlie.

Rookie leaves notes for Auron with a granola bar or water, or sometimes coffee.

Sunflower has a pet spider. And I will die on that hill.

Angel likes to crawl on Lucien’s shoulders, and play with his horns randomly.

Desmond ASMR

Baroness wears jewels constantly, and anytime when she looses them Castin will IMMEDIATELY without fail just buy her new ones rather then try and find it.

Rhett and the queen dance with each other in their courtyard on special occasions.

Cupcake had a pet rat, that died due to getting into chemical(she cried for days).

It’s already stated that VP tends to copy women who are wealthy so I imagine that she sometimes has outfits that parallel or are based on the Baroness’ outfits.

Tigeress can drink like a mf(since she’s a pirate duh) and has won each and every drinking game she has participated in.

Don’t know if this has been done before- but-

What I personally think the redacted boys and listeners favorite monster flavor would be.

The boi’s first^^

David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.

Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.

Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.

Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.

Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.

Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.

Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.

Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.

Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.

Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.

Listeners^^

Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.

Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.

Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨

Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.

Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.

Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.

Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭

Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭

These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!

Real

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HBS ‘23 IS NOW OFFICIAL!!! LETS GOOOO!!!

I can feel it in my bones. Either Lovely or freelancer know the whole dance choreograph of Lady Gaga’s Bad romance. And they both bust down to that shit.