My Attention Span Is S

I am competitive in a non game way, I can make anything a competition. But nobody knows we are competing, so even if I lose, I still win…because how can someone earn a medal or anything if they don’t know? It simply goes down to the next person. Me. Or I win, and well, I’m happy.

I want to wake up and speak French, or Dutch…or really just another language. Learning and memorizing words take too long. I just want to have the knowledge pre-saved.

I don’t know if it’s a me thing or not, but like does anyone get that feeling of wanting to rant about something random and wanting to have that energy? But then you get to someone who will listen to your rants and it’s then your realize you have the energy to want to ramble on, but not like actually rant?

why are you so faggalicous???

sincerely, Lilith the algebraic

Men. Women. Great.

What if vampires had allergies to certain blood types? Imagine this:

Vamp: “Hey sir, excuse me, what’s your blood type? It’s for a science experiment.”

Victim: “uh..B- what scien-“

Vampire: *CHOMP*

Or or or.

Vamp: “what’s your blood type? Science experiment.”

Person: “A+, may I ask the experiment?”

Vamp: *Leaves defeated and didn’t answer*

Teachers always use the examples of “nobody wants to hear you tell every little detail of how your day was from the time you woke up, to the time you went to sleep.” Teachers are wrong. I do. Tell me. Or at least let me tell you, EVERY detail. Because I’m curious.

I woke up and was tired and not fully awake, I unlocked my phone and texted, “love you”. Words I had dreaded telling anyone, I realize my subconscious had something to tell me I needed to know. I loved him, and I meant it. Because had I not been so sleepy, I would have not told him. And now I tell him when I am awake.

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Sometimes I wake up and be like, “I’m gonna be nice today to people.” And then I see someone and I forget instantly that I was supposed to be nice, all plans out the window, I insult them.

Can we talk about Brent Weeks Night Angel Trilogy book? Haven’t finished it yet, but he manages to traumatize every single being In the book so perfectly, like even if they are background characters, and oh let’s not forget Doll Girl, and her first words. Gut wrenching, heart melting, poor thing, I rant about this book to friends like I don’t even know what’s going on, because I don’t. Most books I find are predictable but not this series. Not to mention I bought the book after this for after I finished it because I don’t understand how you keep it this good. And yet it hadn’t even gone downhill or let me down once. Doll girl forever though.