That One Post Lives In My Mind Rent Free,,

this was originally reposted by one of those stupid repost accounts but i like the image so much so im stealing it. its mine now. on my blog. without reblogging the repost account

TJOSE STUPID FUCKING EDITORS JOHNNY IS RIGHT

Party rock is¹ in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)²

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¹Pretty sure it’s “party rockers.”³

²LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” Sorry for Party Rocking, 2011

³It’s “party rock is.”— Ed.

when i'm in a long-ass run-on sentence competition and my opponent is johnny truant

Ugh… headache. Head splitting migraine, even.

HAPPY 62 AND A HALF BIRTHDAY NEAL SHUSTERMAN YIPPIE!!!!!

I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.

oopsie poopsis

if anyone looks at my ao3 and is questioning my older stuff, i don’t write that stuff anymore, not even for commissions. i don’t harass for ships, but i don’t wanna write it anymore(specifically the smut stuff, i just don’t feel comfortable with it anymore.

Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on