Fedex Is Firing Right Now. Sitting Alone, Ruining Orders. Awful Pay 2025. Get Bent

a lot of people have been sharing predictions for the minecraft movie, so here's one of mine.

durring the credits, they will do a sequence recapping the movie in a style similar to the games (like the sonic movie). in this sequence, one of two things will happen. either:

1. they have the audacity to use minecraft steve, as if he will be easily recognizable as jack black and the casting was perfect.

or

2. they will use a skin that looks like jack black, making so painfully obvious that he could never be interpreted to look anything like steve!

(bonus points if they do it to a song that was manufactured to trend on tiktok)

blubibebeep boop

I always hate this mentality because the original anecdote relates to poetry, where the curtains can't be "just blue" because they didn't exist until the author told you about them. they could have been any color, or no specific color at all. the author made a choice to tell you about the color of the curtains, and part of understanding media is asking why they did.

i think the “sometimes the curtains are just blue” mindset has led to the downfall of media literacy

Poorly drawn Cacnea line

yay is the common ancestor between yo and ayy.

terrible poison. sweetest taste.

the price of a sip is agony.

but how tempting is just another drop.

hate when people ask for my favorite music genre and i have to make up some nonsense like "alt rock" instead of saying what is true in my heart: "whatever this is"

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

scooby-doo used to talk in owo speak. so the gang took him to speech therapy, but all it did was get him to pronounce his w's like r's.

i will accept no other explanation.

good meowning disciples of the boop.

ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*