Get In The Clown Car Bitch, We’re Going Shopping For New Hyperfixations

Legend has it that the moss grows ooon the north side of the treeeees, well, legend has it when the rain comes down, all the worms come up to breeaaathe, well, legend has it when the sunbeams come, all the plants, they eat them with their leeeaaaves, well, legend has it that the world spins 'round, on an axis of 23 degreeeeeeeees bUT HAVE YOU HEARD THE STORY OF THE RABBIT IN THE MOON ?? OR THE COW THAT HOPPED THE PLANETS WHILE STRADDLING A SPOON ??? OR SHE WHO LEPT UP MOUNTAINS WHILE WHISTLIN UP A TUNE AND SWAPPED HER SONGS WITH SWALLOWS WHILE RIDING ON A BROOM ???? WELL WE CAN ALL LEARN THINGS BOTH MANYANDAFEW FRPM THAT OLD HUNCHED UP WOMAN WHO LIVED INSIDE A SHOE OR THE GIRL THAT SANG BY DAY AND BY NIGHT SHE ATW TEAR SOUP OR THE MAN WHO DRANK TO MUCH AND HE GOT THE BREWERS DROOP- reblog if you agree

cryptozoology > crypt*c*rrency

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

my beetle prints <3

Cryptid of the Day: Giant Ants

Description: Greek historian Herodotus reported stories of fox-sized ants in the deserts of Persia around 484-425 BC. Giant ants have also been reported in China’s Yangtze Valley in around the 1st century. It theorizes that what people saw back then was just red marmots. 

✅ post mothman

🔳 befriend mothman

🔳 become mothman???

all sorts of echoes in these caverns

halloween means either mothman or plague doctor. fucking decisions

Just wanted to specify something because apparently we can't have a single safe space!

Pride month is not for radqueers or xenosatanists

it never has been and it never will be. Go ahead and continue crying saying you're being "attacked" for people telling you that minors and animals can't consent and you will never have the illness you weren't born with. You all disgust me on multiple levels as an ill queer minor. In fact, it's disappointing that a minor has more common sense than multiple of you adults have.