Alright What If I Cried And Just Kept Crying And Started Screaming And Sobbing And-

john doe is this you

Magnus Fans will say “The Magnus Archives is an office comedy” or “The Magnus Protocol is a polyamorous romcom” and then you have them talking about it and they go

I’m Magnus Fans

the ceaseless watcher needs to rest its eyes just for a minute just for a little bit

This is how I see Gwen Bouchard btw

bitches will be like "this peice of media genuinely makes me sick. I am both mentally and physically unwell. it has done irreversible damage to me. I wish I can go back to before I even found out about it." and then recommended it to a good friend with a big smile on their face like it's the best thing ever created.

its me. I do this. and it IS the best thing ever created.

guys this feels oddly illegal like wdym we’re getting NEW tma universe lore post-season-five…

martin blackwood probably

kayne with all due respect please never say “the fruit of my loins” like that again ty

let’s go gambling!!

*eerie mist consumes the arcade* aw dang it

*ferris wheel consumed by darkness and fog* aw dang it

*pier gets consumed by a void* aw dang it

Jared Hopworth if he was your doctor