This Kid Is Asking The Real Questions Though DO German Pigs Change Colors When They Aren’t In Germany

with each of these sam episodes i feel like one of those dogs when their owner pretends to say all their favorite words except it’s a podcast and i’m insane

when arthur said he wanted to go dancing i don’t think he expected it to be while being high on shrooms while trauma dumping AND making a deal with an eldritch creature

arthur probably every day

saw this random insta note from a mutual and it reminded me of malevolent my brain is so rotted

dyhard fans after gwen and alice don’t spew insults at each other for 0.1 seconds (it’s me i’m dyhard fan)

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

the freaky horror guy who makes children cursed toys when u don’t wanna sit in the chair he bought (it was sixty euro!!)

BEGGGINNNGGGG someone to make john and arthur fanart with lyrics from this song

do you guys think it’s annoying for the archivist to cry. I can imagine it with like 10 tissue boxes just struggling to contain all the tears from EVERY EYE

let’s go gambling!!

*eerie mist consumes the arcade* aw dang it

*ferris wheel consumed by darkness and fog* aw dang it

*pier gets consumed by a void* aw dang it