swagysthings

Latest Posts by swagysthings

lowkey mood recently

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

I don’t have a dick but I do think with it

where is my mind. where is my miiiind

grandpa pussy attack

how I read the most toe-curling, spine-shattering, nerve-wrecking, nastiest smut ever written in this god forsaken app

iam not a person i am this thing

Goodnight to the ghetto black girls

Goodnight to the queer black girls

Goodnight to the autistic black girls

Goodnight to the weird black girls

Goodnight to the nerdy black girls

Goodnight to the strong black girls

Goodnight to the mentally ill black girls

Goodnight to the trans black girls

Goodnight to the crybaby black girls

Goodnight to the black girls all about self-preservation

Goodnight to the artistic black girls

Goodnight to the "fast" black girls

Goodnight to the nonbinary black girls

Goodnight to the black girls, who had to grow up too early

Goodnight to the fatherless black girls

Goodnight to the motherless black girls

Goodnight to the black girls, who are the eldest sibling

Goodnight to the black girls who have made it this far

Goodnight to the black girls that don't fit in

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

“I’m fine!!”

Literally her:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

HAPPY NEW YEAR WHORES AND FREAKS. NEVER CHANGE. GET FREAKIER.

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

PSA! you don't have to have smut in your fic to make it good.

for all the butthurt people in my reblogs, i’m literally a writer too. that’s literally why i made this post, never said you shouldn’t. just said you don’t have to? (all the people complaining about this post just know i’m laughing at your replies🙂‍↕️)

Is it just me or everyone imagine their fav characters that they are obsessing over in real life???

Like I'll be at work and then I imagine that bitch sitting next to me, talking to me and admiring me while I FUCKING KNOW THAT I HAVENT KISSED A MALE SPECIES IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I don't know if that's sign of a fucking mental problem or what but I swear if I'm even Slightly upset or tired of my life i WILL open tumblr and start imagining them or talking to them (aka my wall. It be sitting there like the fuck gurl im not your man)

when I want Derek Morgan fanfics and I am only getting spencer Reid and Aaron Hotchner ones (no hate love them so much but girl wants some Derek Morgan)

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE LACK OF SCANDAL FICS LIKE EVERYONE IN THAT SHOW IS LITERALLY TO DIE FOR AND IMA NEED THE FANDOM TO STEP IT UP 😭😭😭😭

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire week to truly heal

I NEED TIM BRADFORD X READER SMUT