I NEED TIM BRADFORD X READER SMUT

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

Hate to be that person, but WW3 trend on TikTok is not funny at all, especially your stupid POVs. Because no, Jessica from Chicago, you won’t have to hide in the basement to avoid being nuked and no, Kyle from LA, you won’t get drafted to the front lines. 

You again missed the whole point and managed to make this situation all about yourself, so I’m going to assure your stupid ass - this war is not going to affect you in any way, but you know who it’s going to affect? Actual people from Ukraine, who are going to lose their lives and be displaced from their homes, just like for the past 8 years. 

So congratulations on your stupidity, because it’s not about “I need a way to cope 🥺🥺🥺”, it’s about you celebrating and making fun of other people’s death.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

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HAPPY NEW YEAR WHORES AND FREAKS. NEVER CHANGE. GET FREAKIER.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE LACK OF SCANDAL FICS LIKE EVERYONE IN THAT SHOW IS LITERALLY TO DIE FOR AND IMA NEED THE FANDOM TO STEP IT UP 😭😭😭😭