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to the pookies and mooties

Yall we need some help.

So it's Christmas right? Wee celebration about presents n coming together ya?

Aye so the Ipliers and Septics are coming together(for once) and they're bringing the wee glitch himself, Anti(The Septics have said that they'll make sure Anti doesn't cause any problems which I highly doubt and that's just saying something)

And as yall know at this point. Dark and Anti haven't the best of relationships.

This where the problem is. We've litarally JUST convinced Dark to join us. Do they know about Anti tagging along? No. Why? We forgot to tell him. Why? Too busy throwing the good stuff to try n convince them to join and not once did we mention Anti because if we did it the convincing would be cut alot shorter.

So uh yeah. Big problem.

Whole celebration starts in like, 3 hours so we need that time to think of what to do.

If we can't find a way. We'll just wait and see what happens.

Either me, Host(also technically me but yk, differences exist) or someone else will keep yall updated.

See yall for now :D

-Author

IPLIER EGO BLOG STUFF AND CRAP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

B͟a͟s͟i͟c͟ r͟u͟l͟e͟s͟ and stuff

U can ask questions to any of the following egos on the list below.

Not necessairally(i cant spell) a RP Blog but yk who cares

We will not tolerate NSFW, P3d0phillia, Erotic RPS, ect

We 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 do OC requests idk

EGO LIST 😃

(these are the egos u can ask questions to+ a few bonuses)

Darkiplier

Wilford

The Host/The Author

Murdock

Drowned Man Mark

Engineer Mark

Any of the Jims

The Necromancer(who will be known as Milo for time being)

God of Night(Who'll be known as Nicole)

Yancy

Heist!Mark

Date!Mark

Dr.Iplier(Edward)

✨BONUS✨

Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)

Mack(Space!Matpat)

Any of the Septic egos

Actor Mark(stupid prick😒)

ANYWAYS ENJOY DA BLOG IG

(also random updates from the egos+my Hcs on them which u will have to tear away physically from my One-Note page)

(Oh yeah btw basically everyone has wings(feathered ofc) except Murdock who's this lil bat dude)

(Oh yeah btw I HEAVILY ship Murdock×Drowned Man Mark which I like to call DrownedDock so u can questions on their relationship)

(Oh yeah btw Drowned has lil face fins and aquatic creature tail bc of the whole 'water' situation in the series)

(Oh yeah btw u can ask abt DarkStache (Dark×Wilford) if u want)

(Oh yeah btw I will try to respond in character and I might not get around to everyone)

Oh yeah btw I'll shut up for now [])

UPDATE/AFTERMATH

Stuff I didn't know:

Apparently Mertimer and Night are an item(Seriously I did already 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 ship them b4 didn't actually know they were a thing)

Host and Dr.Iplier are a thing(Who's surprised? Not me.)

Bim's got feelings for me(Weird bc I thought he had a thing with Matthias. Must be dreaming)

The milisecond I get called up to demonstrate something all my confidence ✨vanishes✨ and Im about as confident as a newborn sugar-glider

Mer and Night can dance. Surprisingly well.

Google can sing. Seriously.

Things happening now

2/3 of the ppl that came here are now drunk as heck.

3 people have thrown up so far and I have an awful feeling I'm about to make it 4.

I have discovered that I infact enjoy pigs-in-a-blanket.

I may or may not have eaten 𝒘𝒂𝒂𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚 too much and now my stomach feels like it's about to pop.

*Edit: 4 people have thrown up and I awfully feel like Im gonna make it 5

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Ngl when the 'Abracadabra' bit came up in Hat Trick my genuine honest first thought was Lady Gaga's Abracadabra and for like a minute I had a mental image of William Afton doing the Abracadabra choreography

Ok Scraggles won the vote explanation here⬇️

Scraggles was one of those ocs where you never intended to make them and if it weren't for that one thing they would've never existed

Scraggles came into existence when I was at this Pride Club thing w/ some of my friends and some other people and each person spun a wheel and someone got something and the thingy was "Draw a cat in 15 seconds" and like, 3 other people(including me) wanted to try, I named the cats, there was Sherbet, Scraggles(mine), Catsune Miku, Noodles and two others which I can't remember the names of.

So uh that's Scraggles for ya

This is silly deady magic man in my style yippe

uhm expect darkipooper hcs soon

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Update

Plans for tonight

Couple-dance-shows or whatever

✨S i n g✨

Obviously alot of bonding time and a 𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 lot of drinking (seriously. A hecking lot. Im somehiw managing to tyoe this without a single tyoo even though im drunk holy balls)

Anyways, let u know what'll hapoen after. Or anu updates.

Bye ig

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