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Ok Scraggles won the vote explanation here⬇️

Scraggles was one of those ocs where you never intended to make them and if it weren't for that one thing they would've never existed

Scraggles came into existence when I was at this Pride Club thing w/ some of my friends and some other people and each person spun a wheel and someone got something and the thingy was "Draw a cat in 15 seconds" and like, 3 other people(including me) wanted to try, I named the cats, there was Sherbet, Scraggles(mine), Catsune Miku, Noodles and two others which I can't remember the names of.

So uh that's Scraggles for ya

Uhhh dream talk time bc this has happened like,twice now.

So basically I keep having dreams of this semi-popular fandom called 'Damelton and Olivia' and it's about this girl who sets out to sea to try and prove that "Oh yeah pirate-haunted mountains aren't real lol" and what I mean by that is that there's basically this set of multiple chalk-moutains in the sea called "White Souls" and it's called that bc there's tales of a siren-pirate who "haunts" the mountains (despite not being dead) so Olivia lands at these mountains and goes about shouting "Oi mate I'm on ur mountains come put a curse on me or smth" and nothing happens so she goes back on her boat and continues sailing out to sea(she's gonna try and find an island for the rest of her island to live on)

As she's about 20 minutes into her journey (After the White Souls stop) she realises that there are these noises. Her first thought is "Oh its probably the boat lol" but she soon comes to realise that it is indeed not the boat.

So she has a little wander and comes to realise the noises are coming from the cabin. (I'm gonna explain this next bit in lyric-form. Specifically the lyrics from Man in the Cabinet Chapter 9)

She looks at the cabin

She goes over to the cabin

She close to the cabin

Now she opening the cabin

Now stop ur scrolling bc what I'm about to say to yall is so damn twisted

Not only was there a pirate in her cabin (asleep)

But the pirate

Was the one that was "said" to be the one haunting White Souls

(OK now back to explaining in normal terms)

So Olivia's like "oh shit there really was a pirate haunting them mountains damn" so she goes over and attempts to wake him up (doesn't work) so she's like "ok ima let him sleep he'll realise what's happening eventually"

Pirate boi wakes up. He's like "uh what where am i" and Olivia's like "Yo I'm Olivia and idk how but u got on my boat while I was exploring White Souls who r u" so pirate boi says "Uh I'm Damelton uh that pirate dude that ur island says I haunt for some reason and also called Captain Mean for some reason idrk either"

Cue explaining and then boat gets attacked by sirens (in this world the sirens are like fish-things not the bird things) and after Olivia's like "Yo how r u basically immune to the sirens words or something"

So Damelton explains that firstly he ain't fully immune to sirens, their songs still affect him and secondly he is part siren (dad was some guy, mum was siren) and Olivia's like "oh ok that cool"

And then Damelton goes off telling Olivia his whole story (lived w/ his mum until he was 10 then went to land to live w/ his dad, at 20 he fell in love w/ this girl who was also called Olivia and did it and later on that year he and his dad was losing money bc his dad was out of the trade loop so he joined up w/ a group of pirates who were going out to get stuff 4 money so when they got to White Souls which were called The Chalk Mountains at the time they got attacked by sirens and Damelton's mum was among them and she really wanted her son back bc she missed him alot so she got all the other sirens to sing bc she knew he wasn't immune to them then the other sirens left after some time and Damelton tried to get back onto the ship and dry himself b4 anyone could see that he was part siren and like 2 people did see him and 4 the safety of the ship they just left him in the water) and Olivia's like "oh that's sad bro that sad uh ok"

I can't really remember anything else relevant but expect more stuff on these two

What if I just made a JT Music community on here bc all the fans are not alive and active and I'm relying on like, 1 person for content

also sprongtrop surpremacy

I'm about 94% sure I can quote 'Hat Trick' word for word

I AM GENUINELY TWEAKING HAT TRICK IS LIKE THE BEST FNAF SONG IVE HEARD AND WHEN I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT IT ALL DAY BC LIKE THE MINUTE I WOKE UP MY BRAIN WAS JUST GOING "ITS TODAY ITS TODAY ITS TODAY-"

I was watching Danger In Fiction earlier and my big sister asked what I was watching and what it was about and I have never wanted to explain something with such confidence in my life

Someone please ask me about my super duper awsome cool iswm captainsona

Yk what I can see it

• Both traumatised af

• Grumpy ol' fellas

• Black and white colour scheme

• Not straight

I remember I had my Spotify playlist on shuffled and the first song was Ruthlessness from Epic the Musical and the next song was Now Hiring at Freddy's by JT Music and I don't think I've had more of a jumpscare by going from the most dramatic tunes to "HEY THERE PAL-" so quickly

Do you ever come across ur favourite cc's vids while you're casually scrolling on tt and you go absolutely f e r a l

No? Just me? Ok.

Very late at night I'm running low on energy I'm tired as hecc but here's Markiplier/Jacksepticeye(happy bday dude) egos as things I have said

Host: I have decided that I no longer want to be here.

Murdock: I will consume your eyes like grapes

The Author: I'm going to eat the skin in between each of your fingers

Darkiplier: ShadowMilk if you can hear this PLEASE come home

God of Night: I'm slim shaky yes I'm real shaky

The Necromancer: Why can't we link arms and frolic down the pathway together :(

Wilford: Look at this hat, sexiest hat in the world

Actor: PLEASECOMEHOMEIMBEGGINGPLEASE

Google: You mention him and I'm gonna yap so hard you'd rather prefer being next to a rocket engine then me

Bing: Oi, "dude" is my thing >:<

Chase Brody: The Compressing Hallway of Doom😰

Antisepticeye: I don't get the fuss really, you can get away with anything if you don't get caught

JJ: My brain isn't braining

Henrik: Wanna know what "Birth Control Pills" in German is? Antibabypillen

Robbie: [...] please it's 6:55 my brain doesn't work at this time

Marvin: Wanna see some real magic? *leaves the room*

JBM: *redesigning MLP characters* Yeah I'm doing my homework :/

Bonuses!!!!

Celine(my wife fr): I don't care I'm not interested in Wizard Cookie >:<

Celci: *fixes one thing* I swear I do everything in this house

Mack: Totally understand definitely makes so much sense thank you so much for definitely and clearly understanding me *peak sarcasm*

Damien: I could treat him better smh😔

I am so sorry if I missed anybody I'll add those to the next part😔😔😔😔😔

Oc drop :D

This silly dude is The Concept of Abstraction(TCOA) and is one of the 5 Concepts of Reality(The others being Space, Time, Gravity and Reality itself). However due to their title being a bit too long and odd for society to take it right they're going under one main name "Christian" however he's insisted that whenever they're in battle that they should be called SkullCruncher because he said and I quote "Its really cool, defo will strike some fear into the minnows"

Anyways more information on them soon ye

OKOKOKOKOKOKEVERYBODYITSHAPPENINGMOTIVATIONTOTALKABOUTMYSILLYOCSISHAPPENINGOHDEARGOD-*explodes*

I FOUND OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE COLOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Anyways I would like to talk about my silly scrunkly oc Laurence.

Umm Laurence info btw

• ADHD

• Used to work full time as a Warden but only works part time now(if that's even possible)

• My boy came in with a 3-in-1 package for every possible whatever-sickness. Poor silly cant ride in cars,buses,boats,planes without nausea tagging along

• Used to have a wife(But she turned out to be an evil lil siren-fish-thing)

• Sorta has another partner called Ezra who he met on a bus and the only reason they interacted because Laurence's travel-sickness was acting up and Ezra was like "Yo u ok?"

• He has AppleJack's accent

• Silly pansexual boi

• Sucks at comforting people so if anything happens just expect a very awkward few pats on the back.

• Touch-starved little hamlet

• If the term "sensitive stomach" was a real human person it'd be him

• My boy cannot go on rollercoasters *wipes tear from eye*

• Flinching trauma

• Lucky for him, his momma is still alive(not for long though😊)

• Really hates raising his voice bc it messes up his vocals and he sounds like a dying ferret for the remainder of the day

• Heavy sleeper. Will go out like a light.

• Cant go backwards on a train

• Has this unicorn teddy(which is for some reason upright and the excact hight of a 4 year old child and is missing an eye) who he named 'Earl' and he has a very strong attachment to Earl.

• Cat person with fox energy

• Has orange-tinted glasses(cant see stuff without them) which take up most of his face.

• Deathly terrified of chickens. We still dont know why. He 𝑠ℎ𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 at the mention of chickens

• Also scared of thunder, the dark and heights.

• If you're ever in car with him 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡.

• Has had alchohol on four occassions and never touched it again.

• Low-key overworks himself

• Has this thing where everyday he just has a 1-3 hour nap and we have no idea why.

• Yes he can purr don't question it

• Loves any soft physical contact with his hair. Boi has the floof. Head/Hair strokes? Love it. Head scritchies? Love it.

• If you ever hug him please expect him to not let go. He's stuck to you now. Deal with it.

• Hand holding is a big yes. Loves it

• Did I mention the touch-starved thing?

Ok bye now

I cant believe its 2025 and I've just seen Septiplier fanfic and im actually gonna yeet myself from a roof

I feel like running around in a large room and going absolute crazy all over will heal me in a way

CHAT I FOUND OUT THAT NIGHT×HOST(NOIST) EXISTS AND THAT THERE'S A DEMONHUNTER!AU FOR THEM AND IM ACTUALLY TWEAKING I LOVE THEM SM NOW NEW FAV SHIP

(i am gonna try and find another match for Ezzy dw yall)

Edit: Nvm yall Night×Necromancer Mark is still here sorry Noist Shippers😓

Chat I need Headcanons of the Iplier egos from yall I need to feed my obession somehow

Ofc u can send HCS of any Iplier ego but the egos that I love seeing HCS of are below⬇️(in numerical order from most to least ofc😒)

The Host/The Author

Darkiplier

God of Night

The Necromancer

Murdock

Drowned Man Mark

Yancy

Engineer Mark

Wilford Warfstache

Damien

Litarally any other egos

Also yall can send in Septic Egos HCS if u want. List from most to least below.

Anti

Robbie the Zombie

JJ

Marvin

Dr Schneeplestein

Chase

JackieboyMan

Yall can flood my inbox with whatever HCS u want as long as they aren't sexual or NSFW or stuff like that

FLOOD THE INBOX

-This post was bought to you by Yapps, TheUltimateYapper

Yall we need some help.

So it's Christmas right? Wee celebration about presents n coming together ya?

Aye so the Ipliers and Septics are coming together(for once) and they're bringing the wee glitch himself, Anti(The Septics have said that they'll make sure Anti doesn't cause any problems which I highly doubt and that's just saying something)

And as yall know at this point. Dark and Anti haven't the best of relationships.

This where the problem is. We've litarally JUST convinced Dark to join us. Do they know about Anti tagging along? No. Why? We forgot to tell him. Why? Too busy throwing the good stuff to try n convince them to join and not once did we mention Anti because if we did it the convincing would be cut alot shorter.

So uh yeah. Big problem.

Whole celebration starts in like, 3 hours so we need that time to think of what to do.

If we can't find a way. We'll just wait and see what happens.

Either me, Host(also technically me but yk, differences exist) or someone else will keep yall updated.

See yall for now :D

-Author

(This post is bought to you by Yapps, TheUltimateYapper)

Well I can't believe it's Christmas!

There's only one thing I have to say about that!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Tumblr!

🎄🎁🎅🤶

IPLIER EGO BLOG STUFF AND CRAP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

B͟a͟s͟i͟c͟ r͟u͟l͟e͟s͟ and stuff

U can ask questions to any of the following egos on the list below.

Not necessairally(i cant spell) a RP Blog but yk who cares

We will not tolerate NSFW, P3d0phillia, Erotic RPS, ect

We 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 do OC requests idk

EGO LIST 😃

(these are the egos u can ask questions to+ a few bonuses)

Darkiplier

Wilford

The Host/The Author

Murdock

Drowned Man Mark

Engineer Mark

Any of the Jims

The Necromancer(who will be known as Milo for time being)

God of Night(Who'll be known as Nicole)

Yancy

Heist!Mark

Date!Mark

Dr.Iplier(Edward)

✨BONUS✨

Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)

Mack(Space!Matpat)

Any of the Septic egos

Actor Mark(stupid prick😒)

ANYWAYS ENJOY DA BLOG IG

(also random updates from the egos+my Hcs on them which u will have to tear away physically from my One-Note page)

(Oh yeah btw basically everyone has wings(feathered ofc) except Murdock who's this lil bat dude)

(Oh yeah btw I HEAVILY ship Murdock×Drowned Man Mark which I like to call DrownedDock so u can questions on their relationship)

(Oh yeah btw Drowned has lil face fins and aquatic creature tail bc of the whole 'water' situation in the series)

(Oh yeah btw u can ask abt DarkStache (Dark×Wilford) if u want)

(Oh yeah btw I will try to respond in character and I might not get around to everyone)

Oh yeah btw I'll shut up for now [])

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE FOLKS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥