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I used to ship Drarry too, but as you said, after rereading the books and analyzing it now that Iām older, I believe thereās too much toxicity for them to be romantically involved. Itās why I prefer shipping Albus and Scorpius better.
As for Jeverus, I really donāt think theyād work at all. Snape isnāt a forgiving man at all, and James is too against Snapeās beliefs to move past it. Not to mention all the toxicity they both have when it comes to each other. But, again, if you think they work then fine.
Alsoā¦Sirius and Snapeā¦really? Merlin help us all.
Jeverus/Snames is a thing?
I just found out that there are people who ship James Potter with Snape and I donāt know how to deal with it. Iām not trying to shame anyone, but youāve got Marauder stans and Snape stans and then youāve got people who think they belong together? How? Whereās the logic behind that? Iām genuinely curious.
Different anon, but that must have been so confusing for young Percy! He was taught all his life to follow the rules, eat what was set before him, be quiet, and not draw any attention to himself. Then suddenly, when he's around seven or so, his whole life changes, and he's expected to flip his whole personality on a head just like that
Agreed! Itās no wonder why he was so upset with his family, honestly. They mocked him for trying to succeed, just because he wasnāt rowdy like his siblings did not mean that he was doing anything wrong.
I meant the first Wizarding War! He was born 22 August 1976, and the war ended around 1981, so he'll have been a child back then
Oh shit, youāre right! I completely forgot that he mustāve been born during the first war. In that case, I think you might be onto somethingš¤
I mean, I was very surprised, but in the end itās likeā¦well, you do you. Thereās no ridiculous age gap, thereās no minors involved with adults so technically itās okay but likeā¦itās strange to me.
Some enemies in the book can work as an enemies to lovers, but not all of them. Itās also all about context.
I feel like Drarry have a very slim chance of working, but only post-war, and even then itās a stretch.
Jeverus/Snames is a thing?
I just found out that there are people who ship James Potter with Snape and I donāt know how to deal with it. Iām not trying to shame anyone, but youāve got Marauder stans and Snape stans and then youāve got people who think they belong together? How? Whereās the logic behind that? Iām genuinely curious.
I think Percy was a quite child - I love the older two, but I don't connect with their stories as much - because of the war. And nobody minded. Being quiet meant he could hide, being quiet meant he wasn't a liability. But then the war ended, and people saw him as weird.
Honestly, I agree. Being quiet isnāt a flaw or a liability. However, from what I understand, Percy was already thought of as weird since way before the war. Thereās a lot of moments in the books where people mock him (mostly the twins). I think it wasnāt until after the war that people started trying to understand him.
What's your opinion on each of the Weasleys?
Hi! Thatās a really great question! I might be adding some headcanons into the mix, hope thatās okay.
Bill Weasley: I had a major crush on him when I was younger, he was just so badass. I still like him, but now I focus on Fleur. Anyway, I picture him as a third-parent because the oldest kids (especially in big families like his) are always plunged into the responsibilities of caring for the younger ones when the parents are unavailable for any reason.
Charlie Weasley: Heās asexual, you canāt tell me otherwise. I also had a Charlie phase when I first read about him, mostly because of his dragons. I think he was also forced into the responsibility of being yet another parent, but perhaps not as much as Bill. I also think he intentionally decided to be far from his family, not because he doesnāt love them or anything, but perhaps because home got overwhelming.
Percy Weasley: Thereās a lot of controversy here. I donāt think about him much, but I relate to him in some ways. I think he was feeling forgotten. In a big family, the kids are constantly fighting for the spotlight, for the love and praise of their parents. But then, when you add Harry to the mix, it just becomes impossible to get your parents to listen for a minute. I think he got lost in his search for validation, though in no way do I think heās way of handling it was correct.
Fred Weasley: Everyone says that heās the harsher twin, that heās the leader, and honestly, I see it. I do think he was extremely sensitive, despite the way he behaves in public. Like you insult something heās already self-conscious about and heāll cut you down with words, but heāll also sulk about it for the rest of the day.
George Weasley: Heās my favorite. Solely because of the immense post-war potential now that he only has one ear. I feel like people should realize that this is the perfect opportunity to introduce the Deaf community into the wizarding world. (Am I self-portraying here? Yes, yes I am). George Weasley talking in sign language? Sign me up!
Ron Weasley: I donāt understand why so many people dislike him. He was an amazing friend to Harry, he was brave, he was loyal, he was just awesome. I think a lot of people saw him get jealous a few times and clung to it. Heās one of the youngest kids in his family, the pressure is insane especially because of all the accomplishments each of his siblings have. Cut him some damn slack.
Ginny Weasley: The movies destroyed her. She was incredibly badass throughout the entire series and I loved her. One thing I will complain about is the way she treated Fleur for no reason. Like, sweetie, your internalized misogyny is showing. Other than that, loved her. Also I have this headcanons where she shaves her hair off after the war, and Molly completely flips because her daughter had such pretty hair.
Molly Weasley: She was, by no means, a perfect mother. Thereās a lot of things I really didnāt like about her (like the way she never bothered to differentiate her twins), but I never doubted her love and devotion to her kids. Plus she was such an angel when it came to Harry, she was just what the poor guy needed.
Arthur Weasley: Please donāt kill me, but Iām very neutral about him. Heās a good father, of course, but I personally donāt feel any kind of attachment to the man, I donāt know why.
I think Iāve got all the Weasleys, whew! Thank you, Anon, for the question. It was fun to answer š
Harry Potter Rewrite: Help!
Iāve been outlining more or less what I want the final result for my Harry Potter rewrite to look like but Iām stuck on two outcomes of Hariās childhood:
NOTE: I have a headcanon in which the Potters are Indian, so James names his son Hari. I think I mentioned this before, if I didnāt, feel free to ask about it.
Petuniaās marriage starts falling apart when Lily dies.
Vernon didnāt let her go to her sisterās funeral because he was sure that the place would be crawling with āfreaksā. Even if Petunia begged, he would still prevent her from going.
Vernon made nasty comments about Lily and Jamesā death, saying that theyāre two less freaks to worry about.
Eventually Petunia leaves her husband and moves back in with her parents (who are alive in this version).
Petunia decides to go to college, a decision supported by her parents since they promised to help her financially and with the boys.
She studies to become an English teacher.
She loves her job. Also, she might fall in love with the History teacher.
She remarries, and itās a man who treats her right and is good with the boys.
Both boys are treated equally while with her.
Dudley and Hari get along well. Although whenever Dudley returns from his weekends at his fatherās, they fight a lot.
Hari grows up knowing heās a wizard and knowing (more or less, because Petunia didnāt have all the details) what had happened to his parents.
Many moreā¦
Remus, along with several other people who believed Sirius was innocent, start protesting and putting pressure on the Ministry so that they can give Sirius a proper trial.
Sirius is renamed innocent.
Dumbledore still refuses to hand Hari over to them, even though they were the rightful guardians of the child.
The last straw is when Dumbledore casually corrects them and says that Hariās name has been changed to Harry.
They whitewashed his name. They were livid.
Remus and Sirius, along with some handpicked friends to help them, manage to kidnap Hari.
They take him to Wales, further away from Remusā former home. They cast an insane amount of spells to hide themselves from Dumbledore. They were untraceable.
Other than the protections needed, they lived a muggle life.
They have other children (the names Iām still working out), thereās five kids in total.
Two of those children are werewolves, attacked at a young age by another wolf pack thatās not Fenrir Greyback. TheyāRemus, especiallyāwanted to bring them comfort when he found out about them.
Hari lives in a loud, chaotic household in the middle of nowhere.
Lyall Lupin eventually moves in with them because Remus worried for his fatherāthe man was old and alone.
And many moreā¦
NOTE: The outcome of the votings will determine the overall plot of Hariās era. Choose wisely, what do you want to see?
I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
Hey your HP fic sounds amazing what is your Ao3 account so I can subscribe? Thanks š
Hi! Thank you! I donāt have anything posted yet, but Iām hoping I can have something done and shared by New Year.
You can find me as āthesoftrainbowsā (same as my tumblr). I would attach a link but Iām not sure how to do that.
Thank you for the support!
For the rewrite thing, can you please show a Hermione & Luna friendship instead of what they had in canon?
Definitely! I always thought Hermione and Luna couldāve balanced each other out so well.
I want to change the way the girls viewed each other in the books. Fleur is no longer going to be hated on for being feminine. Cho (whose name Iām planing to change) will not be made fun of for grieving her dead boyfriend. And so many other things.
Why I especially hate Snape.
When I was in school, I got bullied horribly over something I had no control over (my deafness).
It got so bad, I had a full breakdown when, on my second day of 9th grade, one of my bullies arrived. I had to leave the school and could not leave the house for two months because I got physically ill at the mere thought of putting myself out there again.
The school was crap, too, they never listened whenever I asked for help and they always placed the blame of my bullying on me.
There was also the fact that theyāre the reason I had so much internalized homophobia, I just loathed the fact that I liked girls.
On top of that, I had (still do) a lot of issues at home.
But I grew up. I held my head high and moved on because I just couldnāt waste my life away dwelling on the past.
Snape lived through somewhat similar situations and he came out to be such an asshole. Heās exactly who I feared Iād be if I didnāt get help.
And then thereās people who excuse his behavior, and they victimize him and all of that shit, as if itās not meant to make you stronger.
I hate Snape because I see so much of myself in him, I hate him because I see so much of my bullies in him, I hate him because he reminds me of all the miserable adults I knew for a fact couldāve identified with me and still failed me.
I just hate him.
sometimes I try to have nuance and consume media critically like āoh even though I personally donāt like snape because he was a cruel and abusive man that doesnāt mean heās a bad character because he did ultimately give his life for the cause šā or āyes I think dumbledore was a manipulative puppet master who treated people as pawns but he did have good intent and I think he truly loved harryā but then I randomly remember some of the fucked up shit they did and the rage comes back in full force
like snape picking ruthlessly on poor orphaned harry who literally was traumatized his whole life and bullying neville and exposing remus as a werewolf and telling voldemort the prophecy and being willing to let james and harry die just to save lily for his twisted obsession. or dumbledore raising harry to be slaughtered and testing him at every opportunity but telling him nothing and leaving the fate of the world in his young hands. or you know abandoning an innocent sirius to rot in prison without a trial even when he pulled strings for snape, or manipulating persecuted and marginalized people like hagrid and remus to worship the ground he walked on so he could use their loyalty when the time came
Jeverus/Snames is a thing?
I just found out that there are people who ship James Potter with Snape and I donāt know how to deal with it. Iām not trying to shame anyone, but youāve got Marauder stans and Snape stans and then youāve got people who think they belong together? How? Whereās the logic behind that? Iām genuinely curious.
Remus Lupin Headcanons.
Full moons become progressively worse as the werewolf grows. As a child, Remus was in pain, but since his body was still developing, it was a bit more bearable.
Double full moons were the worst because Remusā body would barely have any time to recover before itās forced to transform again. The second full moon of the month would leave the poor guy with gruesome internal injuries that take much longer to heal, broken bones, and more.
Remus gets physically sick whenever heās around silver. Heāll get lightheaded, struggle to breathe properly, and feel nauseous (or throws up, depending on how close the silver is). All of this is multiplied whenever he accidentally touches it, plus it burns his skin.
Lupine flowers are another weakness. They cause the same symptoms of a regular allergy, so itās easier to play off, but it can cause him to pass out or struggle to breathe. If he consumes it, it will kill him.
Embarrassingly, Remus follows the stereotype of werewolves fearing fire. Itās why he always sits as far away from the fire in the common room as possible, and why he always yells before running away whenever he encounters fire unexpectedly.
Remus has a younger sister (by five years) named Caron B. Lupin. They adore each other despite their age difference.
Remus is always trying to spoil her as much as he can because he believes that she deserves to have the childhood he didnāt have.
Caron is always doing everything she can to bring her brother comfort after full moons.
Caron is a squib (or just not a witch, Iām not sure if half-bloods can be squibs).
Hope is Remusā best friend. Sheās quite a hippie; she has a garden of medicinal plants for Remus, and smokes quite often (sometimes her cigarettes smell suspiciously of weed, though she would never admit that they are). Sheās also generally accepting of pretty much everything, hence why she barely blinked when Remus came out to her.
Lyall, on the other hand, was much more complicated. He wasnāt a bad father, per se, but he made a lot of mistakes while trying to deal with Remus being a werewolf. He does try his best, in his own way.
The Lupins have a Great Dane male dog named Arawn. Heās supposed to be a security dog, but Caron softened him up after she was born. Thereās nothing intimidating about a dog wearing a tiara and a bedazzled scarf.
The Lupins visit Hopeās family very often. Itās a big family, which has five children including Hope herself.
Because Lyall is often absent, Remus and Caron grew up mostly speaking Welsh. They both have heavy accents whenever they do speak English.
Hope was a Historian who specialized in (Welsh) Mythology. She had to quit her job to take care of Remus after the incident. Once Remus left for Hogwarts, Hope enrolled Caron into a muggle public school and started working again.
Lyall and Remus are the only ones who enjoy reading books, itās one of the few things they bond over.
Hope likes taking the kids into the woods so that they can catch little animals like frogs, bunnies, etc.. They let them go afterwards, but itās always fun to chase the small animals.
Lyall always takes Caron very seriously when she asks him to check for monsters under the bed, and does a complete sweep of the room. He will not make the same mistake twice.
Remus is afraid of the dark, so Lyall made him a small nightlight that illuminates the room to his liking. Hope hopped in and made it so that it would spin and carved some stars so that the room looked like the stars were dancing around his bedroom.
Remus brought the nightlight to Hogwarts, though he would only turn it on behind closed curtains.
Lyall disappeared for āworkā whenever the full moon neared. He wouldnāt return until a couple of days after, and he would always bring Remus a small bag filled with chocolate. This is why Remus is so attached to his chocolate, especially during and after full moons.
Caron has the habit of kissing Remusā wounds because ākisses make everything better!ā and Remus loves it.
Remus started using a cane during his fourth year, after a double full moon.
That month (October, 1974) was also very traumatic for a lot of people. After the second full moon, Remus was tired of being babied by the matron, his friends, the headmaster, and Head of House, so he snuck out of the Hospital Wing to attend his classes as if nothing. Even though he was feeling like absolute crap. Long story short, he started coughing up blood, passed out, busted his already problematic hip while falling, traumatized everyone present.
Loves reading books, hates anything school-related. If it werenāt for Jamesā constant harassment, Remus would be failing every class.
So petty. And I mean this in a will-perform-a-sticking-charm-on-your-bed-and-stick-it-to-the-ceiling kind of petty. The pranks are relatively harmless (most of the time) but theyāre such a hassle to undo.
Heās the funniest member of the Marauders. He always makes the snarkiest remarks, but only loud enough for his friends to hear. Youād always see the boys absolutely pissing themselves from laughter while Remus sits in the middle as if heās just as confused as everyone else.
He doesnāt hesitate to throw his friends under the bus just so he doesnāt get detention. He has a very good poker face, so itās easy to get away with it.
Harry Potter Rewrite.
Iām just going to reinvent the Harry Potter world as a whole, because with each new detail I add to my fic, i stray further away from canon. Like, thereās just so many plot holes with simple solutions, and I just refuse to write stories in a world where they would shit right on the spot and then carry on like nothing. I refuse.
Now, is there any plot hole about the worldbuilding that bugs you? Tell me about it, maybe try to explain a solution you have as well?
Do you have a specific headcanon that diversifies the character/plot? Let me know!
I wanna hear all of the ideas you may have, and Iāll do my best to portray it in a way that makes sense for the era.
Am I throwing whatever JKRoach wrote about werewolves out the window for the sake of my fic? Yes, yes I am.
me: I love this character so much, they're adorable and I would die for them
random person: aw so you would date them and sleep with them?
me: *spits out my drink* ew no wtf
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I think Arthur would be everyoneās favorite grandpa. His own grandchildren would probably cringe a bit, but the muggle kids would feel SO proud to have impressed such an adorable old man. I think theyād bring him some of their favorite, most mundane muggle objects just because Arthur would understand the hype and geek out about it together. Itās not what Arthur intended, but once he realized how good it made these kids feel, he just allowed everyone to call him grandpa. Everyone is his grandchild now.
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1. James Potter
Steps:
Get a white sheet
Cut eyes and a mouth into it
Put it over your head
It should turn out a little bit like this:
Failing that, you could also buy a skeleton costume and wear that. You will still look like James Potter!
Also, probably the best thing about this costume, it will also work if you want to be one of the following characters:
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Regulus Black
Lily Evans
Cedric Diggory
Nymphadora Tonks
Marlene McKinnon
Dorcas Meadowes
Fred Weasley
Colin Creevey
You really live off other peopleās pain huh you fucking Dementor? š„²
1. James Potter
Steps:
Get a white sheet
Cut eyes and a mouth into it
Put it over your head
It should turn out a little bit like this:
Failing that, you could also buy a skeleton costume and wear that. You will still look like James Potter!
Also, probably the best thing about this costume, it will also work if you want to be one of the following characters:
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Regulus Black
Lily Evans
Cedric Diggory
Nymphadora Tonks
Marlene McKinnon
Dorcas Meadowes
Fred Weasley
Colin Creevey
remadora hate squadā¦. assemble!!
who was gonna tell me that writing takes longer than i thought and part of my emotional stability?
When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasnāt really a āyesā or ānoā question. I said āsure it is, youāve either had sex before him, or you havenātā. She brought me onto the couch and sat me down and told me about the boy she liked when she was young and how one night she snuck into his house while his parents were gone and they were kissing and he said they should have sex and she said that she wanted to save sex for marriage and he laughed and basically took all her clothes off and he raped her and as my mom was telling the story she cried and this was the second time I had ever seen my mom cry. She was 12 when it happened.
In grade 8 I got a call from my friend in the middle of the night and she was drunk in the park crying and told me that she went out that night with some other friends and they drank a little and her guy āfriendā starting flirting and yes she laughed at first but then he tried to pull her shirt over her head and she pulled away and he ripped her shirt and it was her favourite shirt and then he pushed her to her knees and HIS BEST FRIEND HELD HER JAW OPEN WHILE HE FACE FUCKED HER. And so I went to the park and picked her up and took her home and slept in her bed with her except we didnāt sleep because she just cried and her mouth bled and this was four years ago but I still have to be the one to bring her items to the till it the cashier is a man, and she still has anxiety attacks and sheāll get a rash all over her body and I just want to kill those boys but instead they are still walking around. And Iām in the bathroom with her, dabbing at her skin with a warm cloth until it returns to its regular colour.
And in grade 9 one of my closest friends was kinda seeing this boy and so they hung out one night and then she said that she really had to be getting back home and he said that she wasnāt going anywhere until she gave him what he wanted and he parked the car and took off her clothes and she said no and he ignored her and so she laid in the backseat totally limp and just cried and it wasnāt even sex, he just masterbated by using her body instead of his hand and she came to school the next day with vodka in her water bottle and she drank all day and I had to fight her to get the alcohol away from her and she just cried and threw up and I skipped class while I held her hair back and that same boy texted me a month later, asking if I ever wanted to hangout sometime.
And in that same year my very best friend who has never even kissed a boy, confessed to me that when she was 9 years old, her 12 year old cousin made her give him a hand job and he told her that was what cousins do and he gave her a chocolate bar afterwards and she told me that he probably doesnāt even remember it but that itās something that sheāll never have the luxury of forgetting.
And in grade 10 I knew a girl who invited her best friend over to watch Disney movies and then he started to put his hands down her pants and she said no but she is 130lbs and he is 220lbs and he called her a tease while she tried to fight him but he used one hand to hold her down, and the other to put inside of her and i was the one to push her inside of a classroom and stand in front of her while calling the police when he showed up at our school looking for her and she was so damn scared.
And a few months later I skipped class and was in the car with a guy who i had had unprotected sex with in the past while under the influence of cocaine but this time I was sober and I insisted we use a condom but he told me he couldnāt feel anything while the condom was on so he ripped it off and I said I refused to have unprotected sex again and so he just grabbed me and forced himself into my mouth and I was crying and he pulled me onto him and I just came saying āstopā over and over like a broken record but he mustāve heard something different because he went until he came and I just sat naked in the backseat while he drove me back to the school and said āwe should do this again sometimeā. And I had five showers that night and I scratched at my skin so hard to try and rip his fingerprints off of me, I still have the scars.
And I found out soon afterwards that that same guy had raped a classmate of mine, 5 months earlier and she told me about how he brought her McDonaldās first, and how he said they could take things slow and she told me about how he didnāt listen to her either. And he goes to our school and so after she told me about her incident and I told her about mine, we decided to report it to the police and the trial is currently still going on and he told people about it, except in his version we are just āasking for attentionā and all his friends talk about how bad they feel for him. As if HE is the one that still wakes up screaming. As if HE felt like his skin no longer was beautiful, no longer belonged to him. And I held her in my arms as she bawled after giving the police her statement. And she did the same for me.
And I met a woman a year ago in a paint store and she had a service dog and I asked what the dog was for and it turns out that she had been so brutally raped and abused in her life, that the dog is literally trained to keep men away from her.
And Iām so FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN. How many rape victims eyes have I already looked into? How many more will I? And how many more friends will I hold while they shake? Because I donāt know how many more I can take. And who the fuck still has the nerve to make rape jokes? And⦠Something just has to change. Please, someone just start being that change.
-16 year old girl
Iāve changed my mind about the title. Itās going to be called the āReasons to Stayā series. I just listened to the song again and I realize that, while beautiful, it doesnāt capture the essence of the story. The new title is not a song, but I think it fits.
Today was such a good day. I finally settled on calling my Wolfstar series āThe Truth Untoldā Series because thatās what the Marauders are, one big, hidden truth from Harry. (Itās also the title to one of BTSā songs, which I think everyone should listen to). I also love the fact that I finally found a half-Japanese face claim that fits Sirius beautifully I really cried. Itās Conan Gray. So yeah, today was a good day.
could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like⦠indigenous pplās religionsā¦.
Today was such a good day. I finally settled on calling my Wolfstar series āThe Truth Untoldā Series because thatās what the Marauders are, one big, hidden truth from Harry. (Itās also the title to one of BTSā songs, which I think everyone should listen to). I also love the fact that I finally found a half-Japanese face claim that fits Sirius beautifully I really cried. Itās Conan Gray. So yeah, today was a good day.
people donāt seem to understand that the ability to approach an issue in a ācalm and mature wayā is a privilege that comes from not being personally affected by it. minorities being upset and emotional during discussions of whether they deserve basic respect is not a flaw or weakness on their part you fucking idiots.