Taking A 5-second Break From The Bagginshield Angst To Bring You This Meme I Created After An All-nighter,

I’m german, I have to reblog

OP turned off reblogs so this is my post now. Behold, the "Objective quality vs. degree of ferality" scale

Here are a few of my own personal datapoints:

me to the immortal character:

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

That’s so fucking real, literally I’m stuck in the middle RIGHT NOW

I know the beginning of the story, I know the end of it.

BUT THE MIDDLE

OMG WHY DOES THE MIDDLE HAVE TO BE SO SO HARD TO WRITE!?!!??!?!!?!?!?

-a writer

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

editing your own work is like fighting a hydra. fix one thing and three more issues appear.

trying to make unlikable characters

somebody release me from the pain

#i live there