I’m Reblogging This Now So I Will Find It Easily Again When I’m Done Getting This Tattooed.

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

There's two kinds of crows that visit our yard.

Funky little guy on his stupid walk for his stupid mental health.

And

I HAVE SEEN EMPIRES RISE AND FALL AND YOURS IS NO DIFFERENT

And we love them both.

how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide

bonus:

if I am forced to use the same word twice in a paragraph I will explode

I laughed bout this post but I also think you’re a bit too pessimistic. At least in my experience it’s also boys who take care of themselves that don’t get compliments, and by compliments they don’t only mean for their appearance. Calling someone smart is a compliment, telling them their voice sounds nice is a compliment, saying they are funny is a compliment,,, I think what they actually seek is affection and reassurance for the things they may be insecure about, like any other person.

I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.

Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.

I think we all have this one chapter with incomprehensible dialogue that we wrote at 4am that just has us like

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

I love that Naked Snake's thing was War like Ken's thing is Beach.

as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped

editing your own work is like fighting a hydra. fix one thing and three more issues appear.