I Haven’t Seen This In A Long Time So …

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

love that my brain needed something to fixate over so i can feel happy again and it decided to settle on the world’s saddest little indie musician

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

High schoolers: ugh that person is weird because they have some minor superficial differences from the rest of us what a freak

College students: I saw a dude with green hair riding a unicycle around campus I would literally kill to be that cool

fucks sake

took melatonin 4 hours ago, cold brew 10... the things im feeling in my bodily chemistry...

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

so recently i saw the phrase “god’s gift to women” and automatically assumed i was reading a (admittedly somewhat thirsty) wlw post. which goes to show how long i’ve been on this website