Sure, I Don’t Get A “healthy” Amount Of Sleep Like SOME PEOPLE Do But Can They Do THIS *stands

might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

love using “u” and “you” in the same sentence. variety is the spice of life and boy is it sexy

current mood: over caffeinated, dancing to nytw la vie boheme and singing into my hairbrush.

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

also free movies

every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that

Happy National Coming Out Day!

National Coming Out Day, 1988 Keith Haring

Joanne: Roger, please stop pronouncing ‘hors d’oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ I’m begging you

must a story have “plot”

is it not enough that I just, like, care about the characters a whole bunch