Just Because I Spend Some Time Doing Nothing Doesn’t Mean I’m Relaxing. I Have Not Once Relaxed

i like the concept of attention but i have no idea what to do with it

High schoolers: ugh that person is weird because they have some minor superficial differences from the rest of us what a freak

College students: I saw a dude with green hair riding a unicycle around campus I would literally kill to be that cool

also free movies

every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

funeral pyre // julien baker

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

dark green is a nice color. underrated

listening to “nobody”

listening to “nobody” when mitski changes the key

Joanne: Roger, please stop pronouncing ‘hors d’oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ I’m begging you