I....I Really Need A Minute To Process My Emotions From That Finale, But Wow. Selfishly, I Hate Every

It Started With a Vacation Master List

A Crosshair x Fem!Reader FanFic

Main Master List

Intro

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen (18+)

Chapter Fifteen (PG)

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Chapter Twenty

Chapter Twenty One

Chapter Twenty Two (18+)

Chapter Twenty Two (PG)

Chapter Twenty Three

Chapter Twenty Four

Chapter Twenty Five

Chapter Twenty Six

Chapter Twenty Seven

Chapter Twenty Eight (18+)

Chapter Twenty Eight (PG)

Chapter Twenty Nine

Rebel ~ A look into Cyar’ika’s (possible) future

Tech being horrified by hunter and crosshairs temps is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read

TBB shower headcanons bc that's what my brain is on today

Crosshair has ice cold showers - and will flick/spray frigid water at people who come too close

Hunter has scalding hot showers, takes forever if he's not interrupted

Hunter & Crosshair can't shower after each other bc the temperature of the room irritates them

Echo can't have showers bc they hurt his skin so he uses a ladel and bucket with lukewarm water - sometimes he spends over an hour just meticulously cleaning his cybernetics bc they unnerve him and he's trying to get himself more used to them

Tech has showers at a scientifically perfect temperature, this took him ages to figure out and he's horrified by Hunter and Crosshair's unreasonable temps

Wrecker prefers baths but when he can't have them he has really quick and efficient showers bc he doesn't like them (or he joins echo with the bucket method, often washes Echo's back for him)

The whole batch have washed Hunter's hair at least once, usually when he's overstimulated and finds it hard to move. This often falls to Wrecker bc he's the most gentle and thorough with it - but he tends to use too much shampoo bc he squeezes the bottle too hard

Omega also prefers baths, first trying them after the batch leaves kamino. She bathes late in the day bc she's not on military time like the guys

Fives: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or at 4000 degrees for one minute-

Echo: No-

Jesse: Floor it buddy

Echo: Fives no

Fives: How about 40000 degrees for one second!

Echo: You are going to burn the kitchen down

Jesse: Rex is going to murder us

THEY REFLECT EACH OTHER

carl gallagher: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

y/n: I think you mean cards.

lip gallagher: He did not.

carl, pulling out knives: I did not.

Credit to randomz616 on Tiktok

WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS EXISTED??

Honestly iconic

Rex: I put a wee note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Y/n:

Y/n: Rex, this is a ten page letter.