"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
Which Alien subspecies would you least want to have enrolled in your FWS?
The deacon <3 it’s kinda cute
FMK: Saw, Alien, below deck
Easy — fuck Below Deck (fun and messy but too much drama to marry into), marry Alien (well made, thoughtful narrative, sexy alien), kill Saw (scary)
Let's cut the bullshit though. Haunted houses can definitely become pregnant.
repeat after me:
i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay
i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay
i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay
now prance
I hope this email finds you, binds you, ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters, drags you to a hole until you wake up naked, clawing at the ceiling of your grave
HOJE EU QUERO VOLTAR SOZINHO 2014, dir. Daniel Ribeiro
guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally
Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
fingers in his lacunae sunday
lesbos will see a movie about two guys torturing each other psychologically and be like what if they ate each others pussies
this image came to me in a dream
Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!
Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!
happy easter to helen and her egg <3 btw
"[In Sparta] is a sanctuary of Hilaeira and of Phoebe... Here there his been hung from the roof an egg tied to ribands, and they say that it is the famous egg that legend says Leda brought forth."
Pausanias, Description of Greece 3.16.1, trans. Jones
pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.
Caffeine is good for you and will never hurt you and you should drink more caffeine now
they invented a new low just for me
playmobil wild boar with 3 young (7886)