I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond
Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!
What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt
the word frotting sounds like it's something you should do with your friends in a meadow on a cool spring afternoon
I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york
Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there
isn’t it literally so amazing that no one can ever take the act of jerking off away from you. so few things in this world are free, healthy, and feel good but jerking off is literally all three. and nothing will ever change that. literally a miracle
that tweet thats like im not allowed to believe in the power of manifestation because i have OCD but best of luck to you all
you kind of do have to let multiple layers of meaning and metaphor coexist rather than claiming one is the true reading if you want to get fucking anything out of art
thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.
great googly moogly this app has become unusable