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IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

please guys

Reblog for anons to tell you what pet name they’d call you

Nonverbal (Rewrite, I guess)

Pairing: All brothers & MC, Belphegor x MC

Summary: MC goes non-verbal after a panic attack.

Word Count: ~920

Warning(s): mentions of panic attack, going non-verbal as a result of panic attack, a bit of swearing, pet names (hon, lovelies), sound-sensitivity

MC was sitting on the floor, their back pressed against the wall as they slowly calmed down. Any minute now one of the seven demons could barge into their room, yelling that dinner’s ready. Or MC could be lucky and they knock for once or just send a message in the HoL group chat for everyone to see.

As it seems luck was actually on their side today because their D.D.D vibrated next to them on the floor. Satan was on cooking duty today and told everyone to “get their asses into the dining room. Dinner’s ready.” The human answered with the ok-sticker and slowly moved from the floor.

In all honesty, they didn’t want to get up and they really didn’t want to eat but if MC didn’t go, the brothers would worry about them and they didn’t want that.

The panic in them subsided for the most part so they hoped they could endure the brothers’ usual quarrels.

When MC finally reached the dining room, most of the brothers were already there. Belphie and Levi weren’t here yet, meaning Levi probably didn’t see the message because he was playing a new game and Belphie was probably sleeping.

Lucifer asked Beel to get them, so the younger brother couldn’t eat their portion away. That didn’t stop Mammon and Asmo from greeting the human, though. Their voices were full of energy like always and MC couldn’t help but slightly tense up. They recovered quickly and smiled at them while giving the demons a little wave in return as they sat down.

The brothers were confused. Usually, MC would greet them with the same amount of energy and come with a “hello, lovelies!” or something like that back at them. They decided to leave them be for now. Maybe the exchange student was just tired? They looked a bit exhausted after all…

As soon as Beel came back with a sleepy Belphie and a grumpy Levi, everybody started eating. The brothers were all talking together, telling each other how their day had gone. MC didn’t really listen though. They were picking at their food, occasionally taking a bite. It was like they were on autopilot.

Suddenly the voice next to them asked: “Are you alright, MC? You haven’t eaten much.” MC looked at Satan and just nodded. They didn’t feel like talking right now. Maybe they also couldn’t? They didn’t know.

MC’s lack of response however concerned Asmo: “Are you sure you’re alright, hon? You haven’t spoken a word since you’ve been here.” They only nodded again. Satan then decided to ask once more: “Are you 100% sure, MC? You’re usually the last person to be quiet.” MC just gave him an apologetical smile and looked down at their plate. Why couldn’t the brothers leave them be? Why did they have to talk? They just wanted to stand up and go back to their room. Maybe lay down and take a nap? MC was exhausted after all, a nap didn’t sound too bad.

“You’re nonverbal, no?” Levi’s confused voice sounded. Their head snapped up to look at the sea demon in front of them. The human slowly nodded, unsure of the answer themselves. Mammon was really befuddled at that statement: “Huh?! What do you mean you’re nonverbal?” MC tensed and almost whimpered. “Oh, wait. Panic Attack?”

Everyone’s eyes expectantly looked at them. They quickly nodded before crawling under the table. MC was used to the attention of seven demons but that didn’t mean they liked it.

The brothers’ widened eyes looked at each other, not knowing how to react. Belphie groaned and went under the table too, slowly crawling to their rocking form. Their arms were tightly around themselves.

Belphie wasn’t sure what to do and he was glad his brothers decided to keep their eyes at each other or the food and not crawl down too. “Can I touch you?”, He whispered while stretching his arms out.

MC stared at him for a second. In the next they threw their arms around his neck, burying their head into the crook of his neck and using a death grip on Belphie to make sure he couldn’t leave. He slightly chuckled at their eagerness and hugged them back. “Don’t worry. I’m not leaving, MC. I’ll stay right here.”

His hand caressed their back slowly while the other played with their hair. MC was too tired to fight the drowsiness that came over them as they calmed down. Since Belphie didn’t seem to let go anytime soon, they just fell asleep in the arms of the youngest brother under the dining table.

After a while Lucifer looked underneath the table. “Are they alright?”, he asked as he stared at MC’s sleeping form in Belphie’s arms. “Mhm.”, the younger demon nodded, still playing with their hair. Lucifer smiled softly and sat back up, finishing his dinner.

The other brothers soon followed, leaving MC and Belphie sleeping under the table. They would ask the human about it another time. If they prefer, they could talk with MC through the group chat.

After everyone was done eating and put their dishes in the dishwasher, Asmo looked under the table and cooed softly. MC and Belphie were lying on the floor, sleeping. Well, the demon was on the floor, the human was on his chest.

Asmo just had to take a picture and upload it on devilgram! After all, whole devildom had to know how cute his younger brother could be with the beloved exchange student!

A/n: The original was written in second pov☠️ So that is a big difference, plus I “changed” the end a bit and yada yada yada. (Why do I even explain, lol?) Anyways I hope you enjoyed and have a good day/night! :D

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My mom made Hungarian chicken soup, do u guys want some

rebooting my most famous post

First non reblog post

NSFW minors dni

Dni = do not interact

Twt obey me

I said what some links are others a forgot to I will edit and add the thing of what they are some idk how I should caption them so there uncaptiones (second one of asmos )

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Solomon

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https://twitter.com/blosguns/status/1425983215513358346?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/blosguns/status/1396843716384526344?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/blosguns/status/1386426709751197698?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Simeon

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https://twitter.com/blosguns/status/1398438875031343106?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1439518275344470032?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Diavolo

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size kink : https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1489441287480696836?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/oasisnsfw/status/1215506851162415104?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1439361964321431552?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/luvsbite/status/1415385577269043201?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Barbatos

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https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1464848722362347522?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/dangernsfw/status/1376098740033843203?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1442552404428341248?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1437585713055293442?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Tw knife: knife play : https://twitter.com/littlegothwhore/status/1510429517160009730?s=21&t=Rq_aaBvi3dMT2ItfczEjBA

Lucifer

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https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1464796642079612931?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1440303937966338055?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/luvsbite/status/1417355757415067648?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/oasisnsfw/status/1218729738476359681?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Mammon

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https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1438554580791537673?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1440524189840994322?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1442325487360094211?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Leviathan

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https://twitter.com/breedmaterial/status/1474328435564724241?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/hornydramaqueen/status/1372798490804428800?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/blosguns/status/1401683757082546176?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1439285778144808960?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1410695859843567621?s=21

https://twitter.com/dangernsfw/status/1423192091463614464?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1488594231316951042?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Satan

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https://twitter.com/blosguns/status/1396510196327976961?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/oasisnsfw/status/1215860354020003845?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/luvsbite/status/1415709795282145280?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/dangernsfw/status/1425355975142244357?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1465551408124604416?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/masochisticiy/status/1437584687023669249?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1442552404428341248?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Asmo

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Boob job : https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1441886147546918915?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/luvsbite/status/1415525923835703299?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

you taking him on a couch (I love the fishnets in this one) https://twitter.com/luvsbite/status/1416186110821212165?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Beel

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Eating you out : https://twitter.com/oasisnsfw/status/1218732133834989568?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Size k!nk plus bulges : https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1438554441993658369?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Eating you out : https://twitter.com/luvsbite/status/1417258259812032513?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

In the kitchen against the oven doggy (contains sp@nk!ng) : https://twitter.com/luvsbite/status/1417289477513383954?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Missionary : https://twitter.com/scupidpet/status/1427466167606603785?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Belphie

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Doggy : https://twitter.com/tmykinkxz/status/1271976640726401024?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Teasing you though clothes : https://twitter.com/oasisnsfw/status/1219451558175346688?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Riding Belphie when he’s sleepy : https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1467227538586021891?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

When he has energy : https://twitter.com/blosguns/status/1428744674274123781?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Bonus

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Thirteen

https://twitter.com/enchantedlisa/status/1429370902169403396?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

https://twitter.com/urd4ddie/status/1437860440474886144?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Thirteens pics for you : https://twitter.com/hannahowonsfw/status/1488633492258893839?s=21&t=rvtRu7NyRg2aj_Ha8Ji46w

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.