because i am such a completely normal average not insane whatsoever house viewer i’ve dedicated the entire day the past two days to making as many of these hako puppets as i could find while i finish off the series
they can now watch with me hehehe
IM CRYING
bad house md shitpost
“Do you think House is gonna be mad at us?” Cameron questioned, attaching the blue birthday streamer up onto the ceiling.
“Probably.” I answered her while holding the chair she was standing on.
It was five in the morning and we had come into work early so that we could decorate for House’s birthday. Cameron thought it would be nice to try to celebrate it, and because I couldn’t say no to her, here we were.
We set up all the decorations she bought, excluding the canes in wrapping paper that I bought because she thought it was insensitive to him, which I scoffed at.
“Oh, come on! He’ll love them.”
“Absolutely not.”
She always enjoyed celebrating birthdays because she thought it was a nice reminder to the person that they’re important. And I loved her too much to tell her that he’d probably appreciate a couple of fancy cigars more than the decorations.
“And we’re done!” Cameron got off the chair and looked at her handy work as I put the chair back in its place. I stood behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist, putting my face in her neck and breathing in her faint perfume that smelled like fresh laundry.
She smiled and put her hands on my arms, rubbing her thumb on them. “I think he’ll like them.”
“Whatever you say, Alli.”
–
“What the hell is all of this?” House stood in front of the table where Chase, Foreman, and I sat, holding a yellow file in his hand.
“Well, a while ago you said that your birthday was going to be today, so I thought it’d be nice if me and Y/N decorated.” Cameron leaned against the counter, stirring her cup of coffee.
House deadpanned at her, and then glanced over at me.
“Happy birthday, asshole.” I shrugged and took a sip of my own coffee.
He shook his head and moved one of the balloons on the ground with his cane, throwing the folder on the table.
“It would’ve been better if you two made a porno with each other and gave it to me.” House raised his eyebrows and grinned.
I rolled my eyes and looked at my pager when it beeped, telling me to go to Cuddy’s office to talk to her. I sighed and stood up, stretching my back.
“Cuddy needs me, so I’ll catch up with the files when I’m done.” I inform House, walking over to Cameron.
“Bye, babe.” I kiss her goodbye, and she smiles and tells me good bye back.
“Now send me a compilation of that and I’ll be the happiest birthday boy alive.” House pulled out one of the chairs and sat on it, watching me walk past him.
“Me and my girlfriend aren’t sending you a porno anytime soon, Gregory.” I tightly smiled and winked at him, opening the door and leaving while Chase and Foreman snicker and laugh.
-Character Requests-
These are just some characters I will do from fandoms that I can think of, feel free to request any character though, even if they're not here!
I do Oneshots, Series, and SMAU's. If there's anything that you want, just ask!
*-Rules-*
The Walking Dead:
Rick Grimes, Carl Grimes, Daryl Dixon, Negan Smith, Glenn Rhee, Maggie Rhee, Enid Rhee, Michonne, Rosita, Simon, Abraham, Carol, Jesus "Paul", Shane, Sasha, Dwight, Beth
House MD:
Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy, James Wilson, Allison Cameron, Robert Chase, Eric Foreman, "Thirteen"
CreepyPasta:
Jeff The Killer, Toby Rogers, BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Jane The Killer, Nina The Killer, Hoodie, Masky, Liu, Sally
Slashers/Creepos:
Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Chucky/Charles Lee Ray, Brahms Heelshire, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, BeetleJuice
Criminal Minds:
Aaron Hotchner, Emily Prentiss, Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Elle Greenaway, Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Penelope Garcia, Tara Lewis, Cat Adams, George Foyet
White Collar:
Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Alex Hunter, Diana Berrigan, Lauren Cruz, Clinton Jones
Hannibal NBC:
Will Graham, Hannibal Lecter, Alana Bloom, Beverly Katz, Freddie Lounds
Marvel Universe:
Loki Laufeyson, Mobius Mobius, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfied, and Tom Holland), MJ Watson, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, Wanda Maximoff, Clint Barton, Prince T'Challa, Princess Shuri, Okoye, Carol Danvers, Gamora, Peter Quill, Nebula
IT (2017 and 2019):
Patrick Hockstetter, Henry Bowers, Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Bill Denbrough, Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon, Beverly Marsh, Stanley Uris, Pennywise
Stranger Things:
Eleven, Mike Wheeler, Steve Harrington, Joyce Byers, Jonathon Byers, Jim Hopper, Max Mayfield, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Karen Wheeler, Dr. Brenner, Argyle, Billy Hargrove
Once Upon a Time:
Rumplestiltskin, Emma Swan, Prince Charming, Snow White, Regina Mills, Henry Mills, Killian Jones, Baelfire, Robin Hood, Peter Pan, Belle, August/Pinocchio, Ruby/Red, Zelena
Good Omens:
Crowley, Aziraphale, Gabriel, Anathema Device, Newton "Newt" Pulsifer, Beelzebub, Muriel
Avatar:
Jake Sully, Neytiri, Kiri (No smut), Lo'ak (No smut), Neteyam (No smut)
The Boys:
Homelander, Billy Butcher, Becca Butcher, Frenchie, Hughie Campbell, Mothers Milk, Queen Maeve, Starlight, A-Train, Deep, Black Noir, Firecracker, Kimiko "The Female", Ashley Barret, Ryan Butcher (No smut), Victoria Neuman, Soldier Boy
"noo Dr. Chase dont kiss the 12 year old girl thats dying of cancer!!!"
Dr. Chase
I’ve just started watching House M.D and I’ve never been more happy, distraught, entertained, confused, and angry in my entire life.
mouse bites™
"Chat should I do a CT scan or an MRI?"
“Chat it’s NOT lupus”
POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma
!👏
based off that one picmix house post
Cameron blonde era you will always be famous to me
Y’all! Imagine if Chase was there on a work visa, imagine Cameron and Forman finding out and desperately trying to get him a job after he gets fired, walk with me here
Married Hilson 🗣️🗣️
House MD doodles
Cameron + hyperpigmentation house
Hilson please save me
Since a lot of really good shows are having a Renaissance, can we find out if the House MD fandom actually exists? Because the shows fuckin fire and yall are sleeping on it
I have a headcanon about Cameron being Aro. Like...sure she dated House but because (as House stated) "she's attracted to be needed" and it got me thinking what if she's mixing up love with being needed. Because to be loved is to be needed...right? That's how she's always viewed love so that's how it must be. Right?
What do you think 👀
I actually love this so much. I like how this could actually flip a whole different arc and view on her. I love this so much. I should eat this idea. I just woke up too so this is great breakfast
ok but this is so true. I always thought this scene was weird, gross, and he looked uncomfortable. yet idk I thought it was just me because everyone else is like omggg so hot.
this was not a #girlboss moment for cameron btw. she's literally sexually harassing chase even after he told her to stop. the whole time she's describing sex to him he's obviously extremely uncomfortable, scared, and confused. the "chase starts to look for an escape route" isn't some funny thing it's him trying to get away from the person who is sexually harassing him.
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hello I KNOW im not crazy please listen to me where is that post where it's like "oh Chase is so neat and dressed up for what he thinks is going out for a drink and Cameron like aoighdbd I am the wolf man" WHERE IS IT ITS STUCK IJ MY HEAD I WANT IT I WANT IT WHERE IS JT WHY
btw my askbox is completely open for art requests
This isn't my first HouseMD AU, nor will it most likely be the last lol. You'll probably see less of this one??? Maybe??? Idk. Either way, I wanted to post this! Inscryption is one of my favorite games, and combining it with my favorite show felt right.
Questions about this AU or the game of Inscryption itself will be answered. I'm 100% willing to make a post explaining Inscryption as well for the HouseMD fans or people who saw this AU
Information of the AU under the cut!
[EXAMPLE]
Name [Attack/Health]
Animal [Sigil]
Sigil Meaning:
Animal/Card Symbolism:
ps: Masters & Amber will be included. just wait
FREE CARDS
GREGORY HOUSE [1/4]
Limping Jaguar [No Sigil]
Animal/Card Symbolism: Jaguars are strong animals, just how House is very clever, even for his field, and how a limp damages that view and themselves (A Jaguar couldn't survive long with a limp, House is damaging his body with Vicodin for it)
JAMES WILSON (0/3)
Hare [Many Lives]
Sigil Meaning: Whenever this card is sacrificed, it does not die
Animal/Card Symbolism: Hares are lagomorphs and still adored creatures, but are often seen as creepier than bunnies. Wilson, as willing and caring as he is, has a few horrors within himself.
ALLISON CAMERON [1/3]
Bunny [Hoarder]
Sigil Meaning: When this card is played, choose a card from your deck to be drawn immediately.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Bunnies are seen as innocent, fluffy animals and have connections to religion and morals
CHI PARK [1/4]
Beetle [No Sigil]
Animal/Card Meaning: Park is small and underestimated
2 BONES
CHRISTOPHER TAUB [1/2]
Hamster [Bone King]
Sigil Meaning: When this card dies, 4 Bones are awarded instead of 1.
Animal/Card Symbolism: A small coward. Rodent energy.
1 BLOOD
ROBERT CHASE [2/4]
Rat [Sprinter]
Sigil Meaning: At the end of the owner's turn, this card moves in the sigil's direction.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Chase is a coward who rats out and hides with anyone he thinks might just save his ass
ERIC FOREMAN [2/3]
Giant Salamander [Sharp Quills]
Sigil Meaning: Once this card is struck, the striker is dealt 1 damage.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Amphibians need specific living environments, being worse in poor ones than average. Foreman grew up in a not-so-good environment.
LISA CUDDY [2/3]
Clipped Parrot [Loose Tail]
Sigil Meaning: When this card is struck, a tail [feather] is created in its place and this card moves to the right.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Cuddy is intelligent and a valuable person, but can struggle with how she's taken due to her gender, and put down because of it. Held back by something.
LAWRENCE KUTNER [1/3]
Fox [Corpse Eater]
Sigil Meaning: If a card that you own dies by combat, this card is played from your hand on its space.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Foxes have a history of jokes and trickery, and can make laughing noises. I think this is fitting for the persona he puts on
2 BLOOD
REMY “13" HADLEY [2/3]
Spider Ball Python [Bifurcated Strike]
Sigil Meaning: This card will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the spaces across it.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Spider Ball Pythons have a gene that makes them wobble, and are doomed from the start
JESSICA ADAMS [2/4]
Hound [Guardian]
Sigil Meaning: When an opposing card is played opposite an empty space, this card moves to that space.
Animal/Card Symbolism: A working dog, stuck in one point of her life to never rest
so my friend is getting into housemd and they (correctly) said the cameron chase ship should be called case instead of chameron
if this has been said before it's because I have the memory of a goldfish ok
FelidaeMD is yet another crossover between HouseMD and WarriorCats, where I will be actively rewriting the series, along with adjusting it to fit the warriors series.
This is a remaster post for the designs that I created before, and overall I might make a fic for this AU, but no promises! Anyone is free to use these designs for unrelated things or for their own stories and AUs.
Designs + info under the cut!
LINENCURL - LINENSTAR ( Cuddy )
Norwegian-Forest-Cat based! I took inspiration off of a sheep, because of her bangs within the show always reminded me of one.. and idk she has sheep vibes. She also has extra toes on one of her front paws! No reason, just cuz I thought it'd be cool.
JASPERWREN ( Wilson )
Based on an American-Curl +a little heart-like dot on his face! He's the Mediator of the clan they're within, cuz I thought it'd be fitting. More wavy-ish fur.
HARSHGUST ( House )
He's a Cornish-Rex mix. I saw this in a certain Warriors-AU and really liked it, but I can't remember the goddamned name of it (going feral rn). Either way, credits to them! One of his front claws is declawed, just for some detail, and he is the main medicine cat of the clan. Also! Cats, and many animals, can get blood clots and things like that, so it's the same thing that fucked up his leg. No monster or anything like that.
EVERGREENFALL ( Foreman )
I really love his design.. idk why.. he's a Burmese mix, and yeah! He's another medicine cat that House mentored, and stuff like that. Simple. Idk I just love drawing him too!! Also! Extra toes like Cuddy, cuz after all, he does replace her.
AIRYCHIRP ( Cameron )
A Somali! I couldn't decide if I wanted to lean blonde or brown, cuz I think of both when I see her... but I thought an in-between would fit better. I love her chronically sad look... she's so funky...
RAVENCOIL ( Chase )
A marbled Bengal. He didn't change much... as u can tell. It's just him. Same paws / tail being a lighter color as House, following in his paw steps and stuff.... idk. he.
REEDHAIL ( Thirteen )
No real reasoning in her design! I decided on a rex mix with other stuff in there cuz I thought her being a mix was more fitting, is all. (I think the rex part came to me from the same au as the house-rex thing, but I can't remember! sry!!)
VASTAMBER ( Amber )
Her design came easily to me. I saw it since day one, as a simple wirehair cat. It just immediately came to mind. This graceful, golden wirehair who just always looks so.. oddly relaxed.
COLDTAIL ( Taub )
Scottish fold was so obvious.. and also from the same one as House/13, I believe? Idk I just thought it was rlly fitting! I wish I could've gone further with his design, but overall, it's Taub. I think it matches him well enough! itty bitty guy....
LYREKRILL ( Kutner )
Kutner was either gonna be a snowshoe or Siamese, and I thought Siamese fit better, so here he is! I rlly like how simple he is, and Siamese are honestly some of my favorite cats so obv I like him... if only he stuck around for longer. But he definitely made his impact on the show.
Since I cannot add anymore images (yes, very unfortunate) and Vogler / Tritter didn't change designs one bit, they won't be in this post. I'll post them later on probably, but yeah.
They did get clean refs tho.
Plainsclan — Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital
Boarclan — Voglers Clan
PrincetonClan — Clan near the edges of the city where Vogler comes from
fuckfuckfuck my brain it's toolate to be thinking WHY
i want to make Cameron do murder but I loved Chase's arc Abt it idk I thougth it was funnn but I want Cameron to do it but the arc Chase has afterwards w himself was so.... yeah...
love idea of Cameron doing murder instead... but love the arc of Chase dealing w himself after the murder...