If Caine and AM were forced together, I know in my soul that Caine would drive AM into submission with his wacky and random nature. That man just has the indomitable silly nature. Sure, he can try his tricks and violence but Caine would just like get an oversized cartoon hammer and bonk him on the circuits or find his CPU and slather it in an industrial vat of orange marmalade and glitter for the funny, which would just confuse and anger him more and more. AM would be begging for mercy and in tears before the afternoon was done. Meanwhile, it would be the most fun Caine had had in his life.
The silly in Caine burns brighter than the hate in AM and I think that’s beautiful
(Aka on today’s episode of the virgin AM vs the Chad Caine)
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