So, you guys know how Hawks is a bird? Welllll… what if he laid eggs?
Dabi, making breakfast: OI NUGGETS! WANT SOME EGGS?! Hawks, scrambling down the stairs frantically: WHICH EGGS DID YOU USE?! Dabi: I dunno, the ones in the red carton?
Hawks, grabbing him by the collar: DID. YOU. USE. A. PURPLE. EGG. Dabi: No, that one looked weird, so I left it.
Hawks: *slumps against the counter, relieved*
Dabi: why do you ask? Hawks: Don’t ever use those eggs again.
*Sounds of an egg cracking*
Dabi: Takami Keigo, what the hell is that?!
Hawks: Ummmm… We may be having a child. Miutomo: *climbs out of her eggshell and chirps*
Dabi: H-HOW?! HAWKS-
Hawks: *major freakout but also stunned by Miu’s cuteness*
soooo I may have edited it and now it looks weird… oh well.