"The collective of crows shouldn't be murder, but, instead, crowd."
1: Yeah, yeah, finish boning your apple tea and lets get the fuck out of here."
2: That is not-
1: I know and I don't care. So finish fucking your food and let's get the fuck out of here.
2: You mean "finish your fucking food".
1: Did I stutter?
"Sorry, I have this irreverent need to find humor in everything because life is hard and very much into painal."
(17/08/2024) P.S.: What the fuck was I on?
Me when OC after my my-angsty-OC-is-OP-:) phase:
"Okay. Guys, repeat after me:
All OCs in this fic are means for an end. They are fuel for the trip. They are going to burn as the plot car speeds and drags the other characters through the highway - some more literally than others - towards the conclusion.
Amen. "
Same joke, three takes. Personaly I prefer Take 2.
Take 2: "Cut it off? I never said I would cut off his d*** to shove it down his throat. Nooooo, I'm just gonna make an art piece inspired on The Human Centipede with that f***er as medium. Creative liberties included."
Take 3: "Cut it off? Who said anything about cutting it off? Noooo, I'm just gonna produce a kinky Human-Centipede-themed porn starring that a**hole and that a**hole only. No biggie."
Take 1: "Cut it off? Who said anything about cutting it off? Noooo, I'm just gonna direct a low budget comemorative horror porn edition short of most memorable moment of The Human Centipede starring that a**hole and that a**hole only!"
The takes are in my order of preference.
(17/08/2024) Edit: Oh, God, why was I so fucking cringe.