"I am not going to go pee. I just peed like five minutes ago, I refuse to let my bladder win." "That's not how it works..." "I. Refuse."
We feel pain so that our body can tell us when something is wrong so we don’t die of a common cold or a papercut or something but I do not understand why once a month I gotta feel some of the worst pain of my life, like typically if my body is falling apart and rotting from the inside then yah I’d wanna know about it but when it happens the exact same way every month for the past several years? I just think it’s a bit dramatic at this point like- my body should just understand by now that this is normal and maybe it wouldn’t kill it to just be thankful that I don’t have a parasite growing in me every once in awhile instead of throwing the same damn fit every month when I don’t have one
hey tumblr i was thinking about what bodily function i would get rid of that’s necessary for my survival as a human. i decided on eating. if i ignore the whole gaining/losing weight factor part of it, i would love to stop eating. like if it were optional, that’d be great. but i also wish we didn’t have to brush our teeth. like, we don’t HAVE to, but we definitely should. i wish we didn’t have to brush teeth also, but i’d pick getting rid of eating over brushing teeth. i’m already a picky eater, i don’t need to eat more food leave me alone