Boyf Riends - Blog Posts
FJFUSHSJSIJS!!!! /VPOS
Art dump from today weehehehehehe. Oh my god i love bmc
Choose your fighter
Ship names that are a phrase relating to the ship in some way (Ex. ShadowPeach, MatchaBlossom, Boyf Riends)
Ship names that are just the character's names mashed together (Ex. NaruSasu, KilluGon, ZhongChi)
Whatever the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh fandom got going on (Ex. RivalShipping, KingCrabShipping, SpiritShipping)
Choose your fighter
Ship names that are a phrase relating to the ship in some way (Ex. ShadowPeach, MatchaBlossom, Boyf Riends)
Ship names that are just the character's names mashed together (Ex. NaruSasu, KilluGon, ZhongChi)
Whatever the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh fandom got going on (Ex. RivalShipping, KingCrabShipping, SpiritShipping)
be more chill? more like be more WOKE
jeremy QUEER
christine PANigula
THEY/THEMna rolan
jake dillengHER
michael mell
brooke LESBIAN
Some highlights from the Be More Chill book brought to you by me
Ps: Y’all these are just the parts I marked as I was reading, my personal favorites. Don’t evaluate the book just by looking at these. And I didn’t include any big spoilers so don’t worry!
Page 35,
Jeremy: You think we should go?
Michael: Are you asking me out?
Page 54, (it pains me how little boyfs moments are in the book)
Michael’s there, in the school parking lot. He managed to borrow the car from his parents and have it waiting for me the day I asked for it. I hug him.
Page 80,
I’m masturbating still, watching a video, but it’s not like I’m masturbating to Michael. I’m multitasking masturbating.
Page 109,
The gayer it feels, the better your posture. -The Squip, 2004.
Page 110,
Jeremy: Well, that card is only for emergencies.
Squip: You are an emergency, Jeremy.
Page 111,
Jeremy: I kind of hate Keanu Reeves’s voice. Can you switch to, ah, Brad Pitt?
Squip: We couldn’t get his rights. You sure you don’t like Keanu?
Jeremy: Uh...
Squip: C’mon, just listen. Isn’t it soothing?
Page 135, (we love supportive Squip)
After twenty reps, with the Squip encouraging me and telling jokes, I’m so tired that I roll into bed without thinking about jerking off.
Page 138, (book Squip is superior)
Ms. Heere: Freedom of expression doesn’t exist for minors, Jeremy, which is what you are.
Squip: Tell her to go f _ _ _ herself.
Page 161,
I jump in the field and kick my heels together.
Squip: Let’s never, ever see that again, okay?
Page 170,
“Heere?”
“Yo.”
It was so simple... I don’t know how I didn’t think of it before.
Squip: It’s not your nature.
Page 174, (First of all Jeremy, rude. But at least he’s standing up for Michael, that’s something, right?)
Squip: Don’t bring him.
Jeremy: Nope, I’m bringing him. I want him along on this one. I’ve wanted him along the whole time, but now I finally have the clout to bring him.
Page 179, (I just LOVE their friendship)
Jeremy: I don’t think we have anything to worry about.
Squip: That’s because I calculated it for you, stupid.
I know. Thanks.
Page 208,
Christine: What’s yersquip?
Jeremy: That’s... my... imaginary... friend,
Rich: Huh, yeah. It’s what he calls his p-penis.
Jeremy: Would you shut up?
Christine: You have a name for your penis? Boys really do that?
Squip: Yeah. Rich’s is named Li’l’ Cheese Head.
Jeremy: Yeah. Rich’s is named Li’l’ Cheese Head.
Page 233,
Jeremy: And the house was on fire?
Squip: Well. Not all of it.
Jeremy: What the f _ _ _ ? What am I supposed to say to that?
Squip: Probably “No, no, this can’t be happening?”
Jeremy: This can’t be happening!
Page 235, (I love how Squip keeps roasting Jeremy’s parents)
Squip: You have bad parents, you know that?
Jeremy: Why?
Squip: They should have prepared you for situations like this. I’m not programmed to counsel human shock and sorrow.
Page 280, (Michael being sarcastic is what I stan)
Jeremy: It keeps log of all my thinkings.
Michael: Thinkings?
Jeremy, hitting him: Whatever.
Now if I can just treat this as a college to-do list
These are all so good. This is what the internet is for.
Hey Tumblr guess who's back with a full Be More Chill obsession
Completely and entirely spurred on by my best friend- and now partner- who I'm now slowly pulling down the path of becoming a theatre kid
Thanks to my aforementioned partner, boyf riends is now something I actively seek on AO3 and I have a heightened love for red slushies and everything that makes me the nerd I am.
I'm healing the long forgotten theatre kid in me
not SUPER proud of this one but THEM
guess who is PAINFULLY late to the bmc fandom
I can't get over how Jeremy's mom abandoned him and Jeremy was noticeably upset about it but then he later goes on to abandon Michael himself?
It's repetition compulsion and. ow. my heart hurts
not to mention he's clearly hurt but simultaneously also wonders why his dad can't "move on"?
plus the whole "getting abandoned by someone you love = not wearing pants" thing for Mr Heere and Michael
do you think Mr Heere saw the pattern and was like "I may not be able to save my marriage but maybe I can save my son's friendship that definitely has no romantic undertones"
posted this before forever ago but idc y'all don't UNDERSTAND. Rotted Out With Flies by Kevin Atwater is LITERALLY Michael and Jeremy
i put too much effort into these gays
🎮1️⃣So things look bad and your backs against the wall. Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless. You’re feeling filthy as your MacBook Pro hard drive. Can’t face the world Nonchill and Squipless. You lost your way,you think your life is wrecked. Well let me just say you’re correct. 🎮2️⃣Wait What.
🎮1️⃣You’re a Loser,Baby, a loser goddamn baby you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch. But we’re both losers so that’s fine. A geek, and whatever, Trauma bonding never,you’re a loser just like me. 🎮2️⃣Is this supposed to make me feel better.
🎮1️⃣No you literally abandoned me after taking a grey oblong pill.
🎮2️⃣But it’s from Japan!!
🎮1️⃣Who Cares!
🎮2️⃣I paid 400 Dollars, for a psychopathic freak
🎮1️⃣And you think that makes you Unique?(Points to Rich Goranski)
🔥💊Hey!
🎮1️⃣Were both loser’s baby, were losers it’s okay to be a-
🎮2️⃣Pill Addicted Horny Heere
🎮1️⃣Hey that’s fine by me. I got an appetite for what’s retro.
🎮2️⃣And 20 times in the book I insisted I was hetro.(Out of song:The book makes Jeremy Being Bi way too obvious)
Last Updated 3/6/2025 and near the ending. I’ll do More Later but for now I’m Getting Ready for a Jeremy Version Of Poison about the Squip(Yeah I know gaslighting and SA are different but it fits lyrics wise I might do addict instead for using Drugs instead of SA)(Also might do more musical Hazbin hotel parodies)
posts that appeal to a very specific audience (me)
i think jeremy cries a lot
jeremy heere doodlepage because my 2016 interests are coming back full force apparently
Thank god Hisoka wasn't here...
Person A: Okay but seriously which one of you is going to go on a drive with me to the park and make out with me on a picnic blanket or in the passenger seat of my car?
Person B: me????????
Person A: Deal.
Hey, BMC fans, do any of you know of a good Be More Chill Slime tutorial? I can't find any.
Jeremy: Michael completes me.
Squip: Excuse me?
Jeremy: You're nice to, Squip
Squip: I'm your boyfriend...
Jeremy: Look, you may be the love of my life, but Michael is my soulmate