Bruce And Jason - Blog Posts
So… about that audio…
Batfam incorrect quotes because I like to:
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Bruce: Alfred, what do I do?
Damian: This is an issue...
De aged Dick: I told you I didn't want little siblings! D:<
De aged Jason, crying under a table with a batarang: I DON'T WANNA BE KIDNAPPED!
De aged Tim, staring at Bruce with big, wide eyes: :o
De aged Stephanie, tackling Dick:
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Bruce: Alright, until Zatanna can get here, you're gonna need to be on your best behavior.
Stephanie: I want my Mom!
Stephanie, kicking Bruce's shins:
Bruce: I am so glad you're not my kid.
Dick, staring at a Nintento game card: Why's the game cartridge so small!?
Bruce: Oh, yeah, I forgot you grew up in the 90's... Um...
Tim, trying to eat said game card:
Bruce: Timothy Jackson Drake, no!
Tim, dropping it quickly and posing like a startled Red Panda: :o
Alfred, holding Jason by the scruff: Sir, master Jason attempted escape again.
Jason: I'm telling my Dad on you! He'll beat you up! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU! JUST YA WAIT, THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE AND TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOU FOREVER!
Bruce: Hrn, maybe I should've talked to Jason more about his birth parents when I got him...
Alfred: No Father is perfect, sir.
Stephanie: MY MOM SAYS EAT THE RICH!
Stephanie, taking a bite out of Bruce's hand:
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Bruce: Look, I turned on a movie!
Dick: . . . Why is THE LION KING IN REAL LIFE!?
Bruce: It's live action—
Dick: KILL IT!
Tim, lifting a camera up slowly and snapping a picture of Bruce from a corner:
Bruce: !? Tim?! Where'd you get a camera!?
Tim, dropping to all fours and quietly crawling along the shadows to leave the room:
Bruce: . . . What?
Damian: Father, permission to be a tad bit suspicious of Tim's humanity?
Bruce: He didn't have any when I met him, now I think he might not be human.
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Jason: I'M IN A BATMOBILE AND YOU'RE NOT!
Bruce, trying to open the door frantically: Jason Peter Todd get out of that car right this instance!
Jason: TAKE ME HOME!
Bruce: Jason, please, I'm not trying to kidnap you.
Jason: I WANT MY MOM!
Tim, popping up from the back seats to climb into the passenger seat and snap a photo of Bruce, desperately struggling to get inside the bat mobile:
Jason: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!?
Tim, shrugging:
Jason: . . . YOU'RE WEIRD!
Dick, running around in Stephanie's Robin uniform: BATMAN, NANANANANANANA!!!
Stephanie, squealing as she swings Tim's bō staff around:
Damian, chasing after them both: ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU! YOU ARE ACTING CHILDISH!
Jason, crying: I want my Mooooom.
Tim, turning on the radio, gasping when it works: :o
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Dick, glaring at a laptop: That's not normal. Why'd you flatten the computer?! WHAT IS THAT THING ON IT!?
Bruce: It's a laptop, and that's internet, and I'm trying to contact Lucius to inform him neither Tim or I will be there for work today.
Damian: Must I go to school? This seems like a family emergency.
Dick: I don't wanna go to school either!
Tim, dropping from an air vent onto the floor, landing face first like a limp rag doll:
Bruce: OH MY GOD!?
Tim, coughing once before picking himself up and snapping a picture of Bruce:
Bruce: . . . I need to get Tim tested.
Damian: For?
Bruce, watching as Tim waddles away: Everything.
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Stephanie: This place is to big, my Dad would never let me stay at a place this fancy.
Jason: We're being human trafficked!
Stephanie: I dunno, that guy hasn't tried anything.
Jason: Them why do you keep bitin' and kickin' 'im?
Stephanie: I just like to.
Tim:
Jason: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
Tim, lifting up a blank, thick, white binder, flipping it open to reveal page after page of pictures of both Bruce and Batman, as well as Dick and Robin:
Stephanie: What's that?
Tim: Batman.
Jason: YOU CAN SPEAK!?
Tim: . . . Wanna hear me talk about Batman?
Stephanie:
Jason:
Both: Sure.
Tim, big gasp: :O
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Dick, swinging from a chandelier, singing: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!? WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Bruce, sipping from a mug of coffee: I'm glad I got those reinforced...
Tim, taking a picture:
Bruce: . . . Are you hungry?
Tim:
Bruce: You... You haven't eaten.
Tim:
Bruce: . . . Alfred, can you contact Cass? She might be able to communicate with Tim.
Alfred: Right away, sir.
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Cass: Hi, Tim.
Tim:
Cass: What am I meant to do?
Bruce: Communicate with him..?
Cass: . . . How?
Bruce: You know body language better than I do.
Cass: He seems neutral.
Bruce: I don't think his facial expression has changed once.
Cass: What?
Bruce: Unless blinking counts.
Tim, looking at Bruce: I know what you are.
Tim, waddling off:
Cass: Why was he scarier as a child?
Bruce: The only one who wasn't terrifying as a child was Tim.
Jason, running through the halls with a bucket on his head, right into a wall: Oof!
Bruce: . . . And Jason.
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Stephanie: You're pretty.
Cassandra: Thank you.
Stephanie: Why is there so many boys here?
Cassandra: Men usually have a harder time dealing with complex emotions and so are more likely to turn to violence to cope, hence why Bruce became Batman. As for Tim, Dick, and Jason? They ended up with Bruce and inherited his... Coping mechanisms.
Stephanie: . . . What?
Cassandra: . . . Want to go hang out at our girls only club?
Stephanie: YES!
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Babs: Permission to ask?
Cass, braiding Stephanie's hair: No.
Stephanie, eating a king sized Hershey bar, looking like Kirby as she opens her mouth to consume it whole:
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Bruce: Alright, I had to bribe Alfred with a months vacation, but...
Bruce, putting down two big bags of McDonald's:
Dick: MCDONALD'S!!!!
Tim, snapping a picture:
Jason: Is it drugged?
Bruce: No more than Gotham's food usually is. I got you a Wonder Woman toy.
Dick: I WANT SUPERMAN! :D
Bruce: You got Superman.
Jason: Hm . . . Bribe accepted, but only because if you try to hurt me I'm gonna tell the cops your Batman and get you arrested for forever.
Bruce, knowing damn well Jason hates the police and ain't no snitch: That's fine.
Jason, digging into a bag instantly:
Tim:
Bruce: Uh...
Bruce, slowly lifting a French fry between two fingers:
Tim, eating it from Bruce's fingers before waddling away:
Bruce: . . .
Dick: Wait, isn't that our neighbor?
Jason, lifting his toy in the air: WONDER WOMAN!!!
Dick: Wanna make her fight my Superman!?
Jason: HELL YEAH!
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Bruce: Alright, Zatanna will be here in an hour. Thank god.
Dick: Is she gonna make us grown ups again?
Bruce: Yes.
Dick: YAY! NO MORE SCHOOL!
Jason: But I like school! Can I still go to school as a grown up?
Bruce: Uh... Of course, Jay, lad.
Jason: YES! EDUCATION! I can't wait to graduate again! :D
Bruce: uhhhh...
Tim: I ate the game card.
Jason:
Dick:
Bruce:
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BONUS:
*Tim and Bernard, sitting in a hospital room*
Bernard: How'd you get a Stardew Valley Nintendo switch game stuck in your large intestine?
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What if Bruce went on the whole training thing but decided that he would not be Batman maybe because he adopted Dick or thought it would be a bad idea and then got all his kids. But they do not know that their dad has this kind of training and they become vigilanties on their own. He could know or he could not know. Maybe he finds out after and decided not to tell them he knows. Maybe he do or does not know and sometimes goes out as Batman on rare occasions and he is more of a myth then anything. Maybe he becomes the Mayor stopping the crimes and criminals while also using Wayne interprises to fund building projects and funding the prison so criminals STAY in prison.
Picture this Tim finds out Dick is Robin like originally and thinks that Bruce is Batman. But Tim confronts Dick and Dick tells him that Bruce is not Batman and that he is only a civilian and has no idea of what Dick is doing.
Damian coming on to the scene and the Batkids find out about Bruce's training from Talia telling them why/how Damian was made because that is their loving father who would not hurt a fly and is scared of bats. What do you mean he's a brilliant detective of course he's smart but he's not a detective and he certainly has not been trained?
Or maybe Damian is confused but after seeing how Bruce treats his adopted "siblings" maybe mother ment he has a strong heart and he desideds that he will protect his father with his life because he has too soft of a heart to be able to survive Gotham of all places..right?
Jason coming back to life but instead of hating Bruce he misses him because it's his dad. He could not do anything he is a civilian he was in Gotham sleeping when Jason died and did not know what happand till later.
He is their dad that while he is a bit emotionally constipated sure.But was always there for them he read them Bedtime Stories, he held them when they had nightmares,never pushing them to tell him what they were about, he was always there for their compatitions, games, gymnastic lessons,art shows,writing,school plays and the first to be at the photograghy award ceramonys, always apologizing if he missed any or even if he was a little late.
This is a really good video for other ideas:
THIS IS FANFIC MOTOVATION GALOR
I accept thanks via fanfic links. Thank you
If rebloged and some one has a fanfic please put it under my post Thank you
What if Bruce went on the whole training thing but decided that he would not be Batman maybe because he adopted Dick or thought it would be a bad idea and then got all his kids. But they do not know that their dad has this kind of training and they become vigilanties on their own. He could know or he could not know. Maybe he finds out after and decided not to tell them he knows. Maybe he do or does not know and sometimes goes out as Batman on rare occasions and he is more of a myth then anything. Maybe he becomes the Mayor stopping the crimes and criminals while also using Wayne interprises to fund building projects and funding the prison so criminals STAY in prison.
Picture this Tim finds out Dick is Robin like originally and thinks that Bruce is Batman. But Tim confronts Dick and Dick tells him that Bruce is not Batman and that he is only a civilian and has no idea of what Dick is doing.
Damian coming on to the scene and the Batkids find out about Bruce's training from Talia telling them why/how Damian was made because that is their loving father who would not hurt a fly and is scared of bats. What do you mean he's a brilliant detective of course he's smart but he's not a detective and he certainly has not been trained?
Or maybe Damian is confused but after seeing how Bruce treats his adopted "siblings" maybe mother ment he has a strong heart and he desideds that he will protect his father with his life because he has too soft of a heart to be able to survive Gotham of all places..right?
Jason coming back to life but instead of hating Bruce he misses him because it's his dad. He could not do anything he is a civilian he was in Gotham sleeping when Jason died and did not know what happand till later.
He is their dad that while he is a bit emotionally constipated sure.But was always there for them he read them Bedtime Stories, he held them when they had nightmares,never pushing them to tell him what they were about, he was always there for their compatitions, games, gymnastic lessons,art shows,writing,school plays and the first to be at the photograghy award ceramonys, always apologizing if he missed any or even if he was a little late.