! fake gun
figured i'd post these since i made the shirt just in time for ZERO DAY!
Hate when teacher crush bitches use the tccblur or tcc tags, like no this is for true crime not your pedo kink or whatever💔
Hey guys it's me I was V0dk4s-d00m they got my ass
gonna delete later if I feel cute
Calvin Gabriel
I feel like cal and andre would be that one bathroom typa couple where one of them is taking a shower while the other is taking a piss
Cal and Andre the typa guys to kill bugs without being scared
Twink death making this coochie ITCH
Me after saying the most depraved things about Calvin Gabriel and Andre Kriegman
How it feels getting into the deep freaky stuff with caldre fanfics
This could be us but you playing
R.I.P Calvin Gabriel, you would've loved beating up Andre's coochie. Amen.
I mean, fuck, I am like Cal, I am like Andre, I am like Dylan Klebold, I am like Eric Harris, I like thinking cal is a innocent sweetheart, I like hating Adam Lanza and the people who like him
Cal and Andre (actors) would be HORRIFIED of the zero day community if they saw what was going on in it
HOLY SHIT I JUST REFOUND THIS THING I MADE UHHH HERE YALL take a re upload 🙏
Zero day is basically twilight but if Jacob (Andre) & Edward (Cal) dated instead of Edward and Bella (Rachel) or idk they have a threesome or smth gimme a break
Yes I love cal & andre and have a attachment to their characters and yes I want to see them get beat and tortured
The way my coochie would've ripped his face off with its claws
This but with Cal and Andre
Now I understand how that person who says they're dating Eric Harris feels im so single I gave up and started dating Andre and Cal. #letyourdelusionscometrue
Oh thats gore... thats gore of my comfort character.
I don't want the English zero day dvd I want Cal Gabriel's sperm
I love her like yes you go girl! Eat that blonde twinks ass!
Zero day fans when they ask Cal and Andre if they're gay then proceed to get added to their shitlist
They should've sucked each other off one last time before they killed themselves ♡
Small headcanon but like I always think Cal is Jewish and Andre is German idk its just on my mind
Me when someone shows a pic of cal gabriel so I start jerking off in front of them
How I look leaving iroquois high school with Andre Kriegman and Calvin Gabriel shoved up my ass