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This post is put through a Cesar cipher shifted back by 1 to avoid spoilers for Skeleton Crew 1x07

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Me: looks like there’s a new star wars show on disney. eh, I’m bored I’ll watch it

Me, two episodes in:

I’d kill for him. I’d die for him. I’d do BOTH to SPITE GOD. He’s earned the right to kill that nasty son of a bitch jod, as a treat. LET SM-33 SAY PROFANITY LET HIM HAVE A SAILORS MOUTH HE DESERVES IT