Cotl The Goat - Blog Posts
The Goat Meeting The One Who Waits (Proserpina) ____________________________
Proserpina: "But once your enemy is kill, you must give something in return".
The Goat : "Okay..... what do you want?"
Proserpina: "..."
Proserpina: "My freedom."
The Goat: "W-what?!"
When The Lamb (Kratos) Gets What Their Type Is (+ The Goat [Thanatos] and Ratau) _____________________________
Ratau: What kind of person do you prefer?
The Lamb (Kratos or Dionysus ): "My wife (Narinder) :D"
Ratau, turning to The Goat (Thanatos): "And what of person do you like?"
The Goat (Thanatos), being the little shit he is: "Oh- Uh- Kratos sexy wife (Also Narinder) >:D
The Lamb: *Neck cracks*
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(Don't worry yall Kratos (or Dionysus) got revenge by flirting with The Goat's wife)
Lamb After Meeting the Goat
Lamb: "I miss my wife."
Goat: "Yeah me too."
Lamb: "Wanna go cuddle my wife in the meantime?"
Goat: "Uh- you don't share your wife???"
Lamb: "I'll let it slide because we dont know how long your gonna be here. Take it or lose it".
Goat: *Shrugs* "Sure."
Later: When they return to the Cult
Lamb/Goat: "NARIIIIIIIIIII"
Narinder & The (Former) Bishops: "THERES TWO?!"
Leshy: *Crackling* "How fun with those two Nari!" *Leaves with Cora (Yellow Cat)*
Edit:
Yellow Cat (Cora): "Leshy, your going the wrong way"
Leshy: "Oh shit"
Thumbelina!Narinder
Narinder travels through the darkwood to get supplies for the village, but doesn't come back.
It is later revealed that Narinder suffered a suprise attack from the old followers from the Old Faiths.
Narinder suffered many injuries but unfortunately gained memory loss, causing him to fall into the traps of the old followers.
Narinder gets taken in by a pushy follower mouse named Malina, who tries to 'persuade' Narinder to marry the new leader of the Old Faiths, The Mole, Fallon.
However Narinder resists. Because he feels wrong whenever a topic of him is to marry the mole. Why does Narinder resist? Its because he's already married, at least that's what he remembers from the two rings both on his ring fingers, one golden one sliver.
Meanwhile both the Lamb and the Goat are going insane because they are trying to find the location and solve the disappearance of Narinder, who has been missing for two days and they are worried about him.
(End Note: Looks chappy but I'll update this, was watching Thumbelina (1995) and thought, "Hey- what about-)
New AU: In Another Life? Explanation: Narinder (Along with her siblings) gets reincarnated into a new life (In our modern world, tho its a thousand years later in the game). In Cultopia (Lame ass name I'm sorry), lives the shrine/church of the Lamb; also known as The God of Death. Along with their 'brother' The Executioner; Aka The Goat; The God of War/Wisdom. However, Narinder always felt uneasy near the shrine/church. Whenever Narinder and her siblings pass by the church/shrine, Narinder swears she can see eyes on her back everytime! But her siblings dismissed it as paranoia. (But she swears she can feel possessive eyes behind her back)
"Narinder"
"Five thousand footsteps in your wet dress"
"Back to the house with your arms round my neck"
"We drank pork soda with tangled legs"
"I won’t forget how you looked at me then"
"I know I'm no sweet prince of love"
"Those times that we got drunk"
"Maybe Jamaica rum"
"Maybe some Jonnie Dub"
"Maybe you still think of us"
"Phone buzz, and still I jump"
"Why don't I say it then?"
"I want you all the time"
"Narinder."
"Why can’t we laugh now like we did then?"
"How come I see you and ache instead?"
"How come you only look pleased in bed?"
"Let's climb the cliff edge and jump again!"
[Pineapples are in my head](Pineapples are in my head)
Got nobody 'cause I’m brain-dead (Got nobody 'cause I’m brain-dead)
Pineapples are in my head (Pineapples are in my head)
Got nobody 'cause I’m brain-dead (Got nobody 'cause I’m brain-dead)
"NARINDER!"
"Yes Shamura?"
(End Note: This has LambNariGoat because I want this cat to be sandwiched between these two)
Will update this when I have the time/motivation
Here is my personal take on the Goat :P
This is my first ever drawing of them as well.
That's it. Game over. The best joke has been spawned.
The Goat: “I think EWE are awesome!”
The Lamb: “And I think you’re the GOAT!”
And Narinder is far too tired to deal with all these SHEEP-nanigans.
Good boi narinder and his angry ex-vessel
Made for a mutual silly on Insta :D Designs by maydayaj_ !!!
about the art requests, you can draw a mico/mini or one page comic of goat messing with the lamb, idk if you want requests here it is
heyya! hold a little doodle
i no no wanna do comic haha sorry!!
hihihi when the lamb talks to clauneck.
:> the goat is trying to follow along but cant
meet Phanes, the Bishop of Life, the Goat's world counterpart to Narinder! my friend @yourmajesty002 helped me name him and he is apart of me and @binxxu's lore for COTL :3 we are also planning on calling this "The Cursed Idol AU" because there is triple meanings behind the name that i will explain on a later past :D
lore WIP -> Phanes wanted to find a way to reverse death for his followers since he is called "He of Vitality", but the method he came up with, using his own ichor, corrupted them and gave them the "cursed" trait. The other bishops found out about this, sealed him away in the afterlife, and unlike Narinder, didn't get anyone as "gifts" for company, so he slowly went mad with the idea of making everyone immortal. A millennia later, there was a prophecy where a goat will become the downfall of the world, and so they had all goats executed, which leads the the Goat meeting Phanes and becoming his final vessel.
below the break is the uncensored version! its not BAD, but just in case someone's uncomfortable with it :3 CW: gore and bones
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
me and @binxxu did a collabe for christmas, but were a little late :'3 its ok we managed!!
i drew the outline for the goat while binx drew the lamb and rendered the full piece!!
also bonus nari i drew :3
the lamb is santa, the goat is krampus, and narinder is mrs. claus!
the lamb is super obsessive and has attachment issues. they got too attached to the goat due to them looking like one of the lamb's kin- i plan on making a comic explaining that, but that wont be until later
bonus doodle underneath :D
a lie all along
it was funnier in my head-
waa it's a little late to the trend, but i managed to make something :')
more sketches i made with narinder involved
:3c i hope yall enjoy, even if the hype for the trend is down a bit
a funny joke me and a friend had while playing the game (i love mushrooms and my friend hates them, yall can guess who played who)
technically not "canon" because irl sheep are actually the picky eaters when compared to goats, but still funny
bonus! me and said friend's fursonas in a similar case :D
the lamb dressed the goat up :>
this is how they first met /j (but along these lines basically)
CW: bathing (idk if it counts as nudity cause they arent rlly naked but still)
stinky goat
@soulless-catss dtiys!
i worked on this bit by bit all month and im super proud of how this came out- its been so long since i fully rendered a piece :D
here is the og post from soulless-catss, and congrats on the 3k >0<
