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my c!mcyt head cannons cause yeah

Shout out to the people who actually read this, thank you I’m new to this whole tumblr fandom thing so if my head cannons upset you I apologize.  I will be going against lore or what streams have confirmed as lore because I am too sexy for rules.  These aren’t in any kind of order also.

I will also be changing some parts of Minecraft itself for parts of the head cannons because I am god at the moment.

TWs: swearing, death was said like once or twice, worried about mum and dads relationship given that it’s a bird and his fridge wife who’s secretly the goddess of death, and Karlnapity ✨angst✨

- Eret is a flamingo hybrid.  That’s all I have to say for this one.

- Technoblade is a Piglin Brute, he fancy, he strong, he’s like 8″ in cannon, and he scares the shit out of me.  He is the brute.  However, he doesn’t like to admit it for a strange reason, he finds the system in which Piglin’s elect their brutes similar to a government system and idk he just doesn’t like being a brute.

- Wilbur and Tommy are Philza’s only kids.  I’m sorry but I can’t get behind the Wilbur and Techno twin thing, a death bird and a the goddess of death disguised as a fridge having two human children I can let slide.  A Piglin Brute however? Nah, it’s supposed to be a weird ass family but there is only so much I can take.  Instead Techno is more like the son Philza never had despite having two sons, Techno seeing Phil as a fatherly figure but not his actual father and vice versa.

- Tommy once got so pissed off at Revivbur that he just like, took his old guitar and threatened to beat him with it.

- ✨Angst✨ I see many people depicting Quackity wearing a necklace with Karl and Sapnap’s rings on it and I am down for a jewelry wearing Quackity don’t get me wrong, but I need to make angst.  Quackity had the necklace and wore it for a very very long time, but when he realized that Karl and Sapnap weren’t coming back he stopped wearing.  It’s tucked away in a box under his bed for when he’s finally ready to let go.

- Philza is a mega simp for Mumza which is why he built the forest.  Mumza had asked her husband to make her someplace she could stay so that the two of them could finally be together again, she wanted to be apart of her family’s lives even if being the goddess of death made it difficult.  So Philza being Philza he made her the forest, after she settled in she was sure to enchant it just to have the extra feel of “home”.

- Callahan kinda fine.

- This was a debate a while ago if Foolish wore a Greek toga thing or if he had “little totem shorts” (if you don’t read that in a snooty voice leave).  Because of the whole Demi-god thing I’d say he wears a toga, however, that doesn’t mean he can’t be comfortable.  When he’s in his more “human friendly form” (small foolish) he wears the little totem shorts and one of those Hawaiian dad shirts. (Fun fact, I own one of those.)

- Karl knows that these are his friends in the Tales of the SMP, he just forgets before can make some kind of reminder.

- Dream picks/bites his nails, I say while I pick at my own nails.  For real tho I just think it’s something he’d do.

- Sam is still a creeper, but instead of having the weird centaur thing he just has and extra pair of arms.  The arms save him from some of the hard work that comes with redstone.

- Punz is too busy counting his bounty money to care what is going on in the SMP, and yes I know he’s part of the eggpire however….solo Punz hits different, it’s the girl boss for me.

- Glatt, enemy to Schlatt, tried to do that thing where you bury a bunch of coins with you so you can get a better afterlife but it didn’t work.  Now he’s just stuck with all these golden coins in his pockets constantly clinking against one another.

- Niki knows how to sew and has made fun patches for Tommy when L’manberg was still a thing.

- Eret’s aesthetic is that one rich wine aunt with a pink color palette that visits you every 2nd Christmas just to shower you with gifts and make your parents insecure.  Also would only show up to Thanksgivings if something important happen (ex: someone dying or a new edition to spoil).

Fixed my boy

Somnia SMP AU

So, this AU idea actually came from a conversation my wife and I had while I made a design for C!Dream.

! THIS AU IS STILL VERY MUCH A WIP !

This is Somnia.

Somnia is a C!Dream who, Somehow, accidently discovered a way to travel through the multiverse. While on this journey though, he witnessed countless horrific events all cause by the Dreams in those universes. When he saw everything, he was mortified, deciding he couldn't bear to carry the same name and identity that these "Monsters" did. That would be when he changed his name from Dream, to Somnia. In a fit of rage, however, he confronted one of the Dreams, Even going so far as to take one of his lives. After he finally returned home, Saw Tommy, and everyone else, He vowed to never allow his SMP to turn out the way he'd seen various others. He then made sure everyone knew his name was no longer Dream, And the Server's name was to be changed as well.

Extra Info:

-Because of the guilt that Somnia holds, He hosts Large serverwide festivals at the end of every month for each member to attend and enjoy.

-Once took Tommy's discs, but realized how much they meant to him and immediately returned them with cover of, "Oh, I lost those, Looks like Tommy found them anyways. Oh well."

-Actively works to prevent Several "Canon events" from happening.

-L'manberg was founded, But the revolution took place before Somnia's discovery of the multiverse.

-Prevented Schlatt from winning in the election, and Convinced Quackity to go along with Wilbur Instead.

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This is what I have so far, So stay tuned to see more of this AU, Including small Fanfics, Comics, doodles, and everyone else's character sheets + Designs. (Along with how their story has been altered by Somnia's experience with the Multiverse.)

-Thank you for Reading!

(ANY QUESTIONS ARE WELCOME! AS WELL AS ANY ART OF THE AU)

just found this pic and thought that I want Schlatt there.

I love them your honour!!!

bragging righ (GUNSHOTS)

i love jshratt!!! this is super cool!! ill have to make art for this

epicsmp schlatt (past) dsmp schlatt (present) origins schlatt (future)

AGHHHH STOPPP THE CUTIES!!! I need to draw them more they are precious 

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME

aome little doodles i did on whiteboard or whatever its called lol

tumblr pls be nice to me!! dont let this flop lol

the sheeplings are underrated!!!

!!TW YAPPING!!!

I feel like there are two ways that a person headcanons c!schlatt and c!puffy as twins/siblings. the more common way “oh they are siblings la la la” or my way “oh ... .they are siblings….” Do you see the differences!!! 

they has sooooo much fucking potential!! Now I do have to say!! Some of the reasons I love the idea of them being twins is because I'm a twin myself and I love twin characters and headcanons, so I'm a little biassed but the big reason is that the story and the lore behind it is sooo deep!!! The amount of angsty art and fanfics that this headcanon can make is so massive!!!

But think of it!!! They are so different yet so similar, they are like the sun and the moon!! Two sides of one coin!!!! Two people who used to be so close, that used to cry on each others shoulders, that used to share their hopes and dream together, fighting against a world that is to big for them to handle only for them to drift apart by one small insignificant, a butterfly effect that impacted their opinions and lives for good!!! Growing up together but slowly losing each other!!!

One growing up closed minded, stuck in his way and one growing up adventurous and childish both unable to change but in the others eyes the other doesn't look the same!! And just as they are the same they are connected to each other, both ending up on the same island able to see each other again but instead of them tripping over their feet and dresses as they run to each other with childish whimsy to finally rejoice and live with each other they just stand there staring at each other confused at who they see in front of them!!! The idea of being able to see your brother again and he's changed, he's weak, sick and a monster!!! Watching as the boy you used to run in fields with becoming this disgusting, abusive creature and all you can do is watch it all happen, all things you could have done wrong spinning around your mind, how you could have just been there for him maybe he wouldn't be like this!!!

Oh and schlatts death!!! SCHLATTS DEATH!!! Just imagine watching YOUR OWN BROTHERS DEATH!!!! Unable to confront him or connect with him!! Finally having him back after 10 years only for the world to rip him away from you again!!! And not only that you don't know how to feel!! Your happy, relieved that his toxic smoke cant reach to any other, your happy that the ppl of his country can finally smile again, that they can finally breathe again….but that was your best friend….your own flesh and blood, the person you used to lay in the womb with, the person who you grown up with….your own brother…..watching him lying limp on the floor as the ppl of manburg crowd around him, his breathing harsh and hoarse, lying there like a scared child, like a wounded sheep, huffing out breaths as he looks around confused unable to make you out from the crowd, his eyes bloodshot, sad, hopeless…..spending his last day, his birthday surround by utter chaos…… you wouldn't really know how to feel…

Uhhhhhh i love them, they make me sick, Anyways that's all!!! 

"them spend one more minute with you..."

weird al reference!!! (i hope ppl get this!!!)

quick dump ! :]