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2 months ago

**Gi-hun:** So, you're telling me this game… is *all* about finding the perfect shade of beige for your living room? Because I picked a pretty killer mustard yellow.

**Salesman:** (Beaming) Precisely! And the prize? A lifetime supply of beige paint! Think of the possibilities! Beige on beige! Beige with a subtle hint of… off-beige!

**Gi-hun:** A lifetime supply of beige? I risked my life for... *beige*? I should have stuck with the squid game. At least the prizes were *excitingly* violent.

**Salesman:** Oh, but think of the *subtle* violence of choosing the wrong shade! The psychological warfare! The sheer terror of… eggshell!

**Gi-hun:** Eggshell? You're losing me. Are there… are there tiny eggs involved? Because I’m surprisingly good at cracking eggs.

**Salesman:** (Whispering conspiratorially) Only if you choose the wrong beige. Then, tiny, *very* angry eggs…

**Gi-hun:** Right. This is definitely worse than the squid game. At least there I knew what I was up against. This... this is beige-mageddon. I'm outta here.

**Salesman:** (Calling after him) But sir! Have you considered the beige-on-beige-on-beige option? It's… revolutionary!


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3 months ago

Gi-hun: You bought a taco?

Sang-woo: Yes.

Gi-hun: From the same truck that hit Sae-byeok?!

Sang-woo, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help her.


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1 year ago

Past life or different universe

mkay so last night I had a dream, that I'm too tired to type out again but anyway, the gist of it was that I was in my school's hall but it's set in the 1960's and everything is peaceful when 4 white people start shooting at black people (all the other ethnic people's are no where to be seen ig) and I try to escape and I do but then I'm driven to a pink church/orphanage and in there are these white ladies with poofy hair and their mouths are stretched super wide in sinister smiles, kinda cartoony ngl. Now the thing is that when I have a dream I don't usually remember it that well but this dream felt so real that I can't tell if I have a really good imagination, if this was a moment in my past life or, if this is what happens in another universe and I'm just seeing through another me's eyes.


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