Dsmp Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts
Ranboo yelling at Quackity: "I will fight you!"
Tubbo glaring at Quackity from behind Ranboo: *mouthing "Try it and I will kill you*
Tubbo, plucking flowers: Ranboo loves me
Tubbo: he loves me not.
Tubbo: he loves me
Tubbo, picking the last petal: he loves me not :(
Ranboo, bursting into the room with armfuls of flowers: Wait try again i think that's wrong
/p :))
Phil: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Techno: Language
Tommy: Yeah Phil, watch your fucking language
Wilbur: OKAY, WHO TAUGHT TOMMY THE FUCK WORD?
Tubbo: 'The fuck word'
Ranboo: Seriously? You guys use the f word all the time.
Phil: Oh my gods he censored it
Tubbo: Say fuck, Ranboo
Tommy: Do it, Ranboo. Say fuck.
Ranboo, to Tubbo: My life is in the hands of an idiot.
Tommy, motioning to himself and Tubbo: No no no no no, Big Man, TWO idiots.
Tubbo: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Ranboo: *crouches down*
Tommy: *sits on the floor*
Tubbo: I hate both of you.
NO I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
So I have a head cannon for C!Eret's chat which are ferrets that follow her around and shit.
But I had this magical idea that one-day Eret is just sitting in his throne arms resting on the armrests. But he gets the sudden urge to fucking poke at one the Ferrets that are just fucking KOed on their lap.
But when she pokes them, they don't move. So this singular ferret on his lap as limp AF I mean in that deep sleep when it suddenly hits her like- "Ayo, this mf might be dead!"
So our sweet hearted king like in the midst of a panic hastily scoops the poor thing up and shakes it like:
"Aye! (Sleeping chat members name) Wake up!.... Oh shit they might actually be dead."
But within seconds of them saying that the ferret groggily jerks wake with stanky ass breath as they yawn.
And Eret's like:
