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Phi headcanons!
As well as some general toxic slime headcanons that I have because I can't sleep. MAJOR NSFW WARNING NEAR THE END. You don't have to follow any of these, it's my personal headcanons
×When toxic slimes come out as their slime selves, they come out smaller than they were before. So Phi used to be taller than they are now which is very tiny lol
×Toxic slimes are very flexible, almost like silly putty.
×Phi can talk and eat through their hair mouth.
×Speaking of eating, toxic slimes can't eat normal foods, it would dissolve in their stomachs, so they eat special foods made from slime.
×Likewise, normal people can't eat slime food, lest you get a hole in your stomach.
×Slimes have legs, they just have to split them from each other (Thanks Zoura for giving me this idea!).
Here's where it gets dirty :p
×Slimes have retractable pussies and dicks. The dicks are tentacles. That's about it.
×Phi is EXTREMELY touch starved, the smallest of head pats will give them a boner. Or make them wet. It depends on whether they want to top or not.
×Phi gives good head.
×Phi gets flustered very easily. They're good at initiating, but the second someone flirts back, their mind goes blank and they become a hot pink mess.
×Phi doesn't like PDA, but they do like cuddling. They REFUSE to admit it and would die of embarrassment if anyone found out.
×Phi is ticklish, mostly around the neck.
And I think that's all I'm legally allowed to write, feel free to use any of these you'd like.
Okay, crazy theory/headcanon that doesn't have that much evidence to it but
What if it has to do with age?
Callie, Marie, Pearl and Marina are implied to be older than our player character (somewhere in their 20s), and I don't know how old the members of Deep cut are, but I headcanon them as older than neo 3 and younger than the squid sisters (18 to 21).
So what if inkling and octoling hair colors become more natural overtime, slowly fading from their original ink colors to the natural hair colors we see with the first two idols before they dry out like how Cuttlefish so kindly demonstrated for us.
And then it would be funny if they could be revived by their fellow cephalopods' tears like with what Cap'n 3 did.
And they can no longer transform into their humanoid form lol.
EDIT:
I just noticed you can even see starting to happen with Shiver's hair.
Am I the only one confused by this?