Elden Posting - Blog Posts
Just started playing elden ring... i'm not healthy (neither is hyarent at the rate i dodge into attacks... shes a bit shaken up by now)
2nd is a baseball au because i cannot be normal and must have sports for some reason,,
I am The Number One Queelign Fan Now.
As the only person using the tag "Elden Ring Queelign," the only one making posts about Queelign that are positive, and are one of the few people posting about him at all...
I hereby crown myself the number one Queelign fan on Tumblr at this very moment. So...
Kneel before your queen, Tarnished. For I am Maven, the Sleepy Writer and Adoptive Mother of Queelign!
/j (.. maybe . ..)
Ya'll, I just got reposted with the tags being, "I FOUND A QUEELIGN FAN THEY'RE REAL" and "I don't see the vision but I support you."
Curious, I scrolled through the entirety of the posts under the "Fire Knight Queelign" tag and, uh...
Guys? Why am I the only one who said something nice about him there? HELLO?? WHAT DID MY BOY DO??? 😭
Oh Queelign... My sweet, bowl cut, mentally ill son. I love you so much <3
Just hit the St. Trina lore, let the hyperfixation begin.
Discussing Elden Ring Ships.
Part II: Godfrey x Radagon
So, Godfrey x Radagon... Oh how I love you and don't see enough of you.
Yes, I actually love this ship. Why? Well we're going to be figuring that out togethaaaa!
BL/MLM Honorary Mention
Alright, I'll admit it. I'm bisexual as hell. (Who would have thunk it?)
But I already gave the honorary lesbian mention to Rennala x Marika, so this is the honoray gay mention for these two kings.
2. Strange Dynamic
Now, we don't actually know a whole lot about how Radagon and Godfrey really are personality wise in game, so most of it will be just dreamed up in our brains. But, even if applied to the game and not just fanon, the dynamic would be weird.
Godfrey: You fucked my wife and took my throne!
Radagon: No. I am your wife!
I would pay real ass American dollars to see how that shit would play out.
Plus, incantation malewife and big beefy barbarian man just hits different. Radagon is a twink compared to Godfrey, you can not change my mind.
3. Sweet, Sweet Drama
Ah, hello again drama.
Yeah, so this has some major potential to spark some drama, yet again.
Godfrey confronting Radagon about how long he's known Marika before marrying her only for Radagon to stand there awkwardly with the, "I am your wife," card just waiting to be played.
Maybe a canon divergence fic where Godfrey actually makes it into the Erdtree and see Marika switch into Radagon and the pieces start falling together.
Oh my God, if Radagon and Godfrey got together, that would make Radahn Godfrey's actual son.
Let's just keep tangling the web that is the Elden Ring family tree, shall we?
4. Actual Fluff Material (Deadass)
Alright, hear me out... This could work as a comfort/fluff fic.
Maybe it's just Godfrey and Radagon cuddling. (Radagon being little spoon, obviously.)
Maybe Godfrey is gently braiding Radagon's hair.
Maybe they have a conversation about the family.
Serosh and one of Radagon's red wolves could meet eachother as well.
I don't know, but this could be really stinkin' cute and I want to cry thinking about it!
My conclusion
I don't have a solid conclusion here actually. Whoopsie. But I just know I love this ship.
That's all I got man. Malewife x Beefy Barbarian.
Bye ya'll!
Discussing Elden Ring Ships.
Part I: Rennala x Marika
Alright... Rennala x Marika... I will admit, I actually quite like this ship, but I do not know why.
It is a guilty pleasure of mine and just hits about the same way as Godfrey x Radagon. (Which I will be discussing later. Hint, hint.)
However, I can not for the life of me figure out what is just so damn good about this ship and why it fills my little goldfish brain with such large amounts of dopamine whenever they pop on my screen.
So, let's discuss and break this down. Togethaaa!
Lesbians, Let's Go Lesbians!
Now, WLW. We all love WLW. I already know that. But there is always something so addicting to seeing GL/WLW pop onto my screen.
Maybe it's because I'm a girl's girl. But, anyway, back to the serious listing.
2. The Radagon/Marika Situation
Alright. This. Radagon is Marika and vice-versa, we know this. So, I feel like this is part of the main reason why I and so many other people like this ship.
I feel like there are two reason why the whole 'Radagon is Marika' thing is the reason people like this ship. Either A) It feels like another way if getting Rennala and Radagon together without having to force the divorced couple back together. Or B) It's satisfying to see Rennala get with the woman who is not only still technically Radagon, but also the woman Radagon left Rennala for.
3. Let Rennala Be Happy
I feel like if you ship Rennala with anyone, honestly, you probably just want her to be happy and finally get out of the damn library.
I know I do. She deserves all the happiness in the world. But that might be a main reason why people like this ship so much. It gives Rennala a chance to be happy with someone other than Radagon after he broke her heart.
4. Sweet, Sweet Drama
Ah, yes... Drama. What some live for and what some hate, and what I, personally, shovel down my throat by the spoonful.
I will eat up any and all drama. So, it is no wonder that this ship scratches my brain so much.
It holds so much potential for anything to go horribly wrong at any given moment.
Rennala meets Marika and has a breakdown about her husband leaving her for Marika. Oof.
Rennala finds out Radagon is Marika, but not actually. Have some divorce drama going on.
Radagon has a heart to heart with Rennala after all these years of being apart to finally explain what was happening. Damn, that would hurt my heart and I would cry.
My conclusion.
People probably just like this ship for either possible comfort and love for Rennala or for the drama it can give.
That's all I can think of at the moment about this ship, but please feel free to discuss it as well.
Alright, bye ya'll! ♡
Rennala deserved so much better.
That's it. That's the post. Just the cold, hard truth.
(Might try to make a fanfic for her later, but idk. I just want her to be happy, man!)
(Elden Ring OC) Maylis' Fighting Style. 🌼
This is just to explain how my oc, Maylis, would fight in Elden Ring, to know what her weapon set up is like.
So, Maylis' starter would be the prisoner set up with the Golden Seed heirloom as that is important to her lore, but once in the Lands Between properly, she would use the Discus and Triple Rings of Light incantations.
Her weapons that she would use would be the Sword of St. Trina and the Golden Order Seal, at least for a while until she finds something else she likes. (I have not played the DLC yet, so I don't know about any of the new weapons/spells.)
Maylis, while rather good at combat, is rather squishy in defensive terms. So, she tends to summon a variety of her Spirits to help her out during battle, she usually relying on her Crystalian to help distract a difficult foe and to absorb hits better than she could herself.
I have not really thought about her armor yet, but I'll get to it eventually.
(Elden Ring Tarnished OC) Maylis, The Flower Mother 🌼
I might not have made an in-game model for her, but I did make a design for her in Picrew. So, I finally have something to properly show how she looks.
So, here is Maylis. 🌼
Maylis, dubbed 'the Flower Mother' by those she knew before. The title just seemed to stick...
A lowly Tarnished guided by grace, returned to the Lands Between to fix what she had ruined and lost long ago...
Maylis, a young maiden who frolics through the petals of flowers and the fallen leaves of a minor Erdtree.
Merely the echoes of a time before she was taken away from her home. The echoes of a life once lived...
(Maylis, pre-shattering)
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Credits to the creator of the dress-up game/artist:
Some More Things About My Elden Ring Oc, Maylis. 🌼
I just know she likes Rennala. She comes over to the academy to visit on Wednesdays for teatime and just talk for hours. This also made the Ranni situation rather weird as well because she's friends with Ranni's mom and literally sees her as a child.
Ranni: "Tarnished, I wish for you to be my consort and help me bring in a new age–"
Maylis: "Oh, you're so funny, dear. Your mother said 'hi,' by the way."
She also gets along great with Miriel, also visiting him every once in a while to chat about things and gives him all her scrolls whenever she finds them on her journeys.
One thing I also am sticking with is that she just doesn't care that the demigods are literal demigods. They're just large children to her and she will always treat them as such.
Dropping in at the Haligtree every once in a while with a wrapped up bundle of home-made Preserving Boluses for Malenia.
Stopping by the Erdtree to drop off a little box of sandwiches for Morgott and literally cried when she found out he and Mohg were thrown into the sewers as children, much to his confusion.
None of them even know why she keeps doing this, they just know that every once in a while a strange Tarnished woman will drop by to quote-on-quote, "Take care of her tall children."
Morgott: "Foul Tarnished, prepare to– Oh, it's you again..."
Maylis: "Hey there, dearie! I've got some little toasties and a juice box here for you."
Morgott: "How many times must I tell you that you are not my mother? Begone!"
She's just the literal personification of, "Cute? This is a serious threat to our mission!" "It's just a baby... Hi, baby! :D" Sometimes I love my imagination.
Tarnished Elden Ring Oc That I Have Not Made Ingame Yet. 🌼
I've been making an Elden Ring Oc in my head recently going by the name Maylis, the Flower Mother. (Pronounced: May-lees. The name meaning: The mother of lilies.)
Long, blonde braided hair style and fair skinned. Orange-gold eyes. I'm thinking she'd wear the Deathbed dress too. Not sure about her weapons and stuff yet though.
(More character details under the cut.)
And her just entire running gag is that she finds the most hideous and ugly creatures in the Lands Between positively adorable and adopts the little baby versions of them immediately.
Found a stray rot puppy from Caelid? Adopted.
Tiny, vicious Misbegotten? Adopted.
Found a nest and an egg from one of those giant scary bird things? Adopted.
Little living jar she found waddling around? Adopted.
A random baby omen she found in the sewers? Adopted.
Boc the demihuman seamster who lost his mother and is insecure about his looks? Adoption papers, signed and sealed. Now call him beautiful and comfort the poor boy.
She's adopted all of her spirit summons by now as well and treats them all like her little children, giving them little gold stars for a good job and giving them plenty of praise and care after a hard won battle.
She doesn't fight if she doesn't have to and just wants to be peaceful about things, but that can't be avoided at times. But that still doesn't stop her from trying to have conversation with her enemies while she's fighting, trying to talk them down like a mother talking to their toddler that's having a temper tantrum.
Maylis: "Come on, sweetie... Why don't you calm down and have some of these apple slices I cut for you, hm?"
The who-knows-how-old crucible knight that's literally trying to murder her: "Ma'am, excuse me–"
She doesn't even care that all her "children" are technically all monstrosities. She just loves her little babies with all her heart and will not accept any harm coming to them.
I already love her and I will be expanding her character more in the future.
Alright, so... Rennala.
By the grace, Rennala...
(Gushing, rambling, and kind of a mini fanfic below the cut.)
Gods, I love her so much. I'm so glad we don't kill her in-game. Long live the Queen of the Full Moon! (Yes, I'm going to be gushing about Rennala for quite a bit.)
I love her. Don't give me Ranni, give me her mother. If I could, I would have played a playthrough solely dedicated to wifeing up Rennala and giving her the happiness she deserves. Rennala deserved so much better, man. I would give her the world if I could.
Not to mention she's stunning??? Look at her, look at my wife–
Look at her absolutely ethereal features! She is mesmerizing! A true queen! My lady, I think you dropped this. 👑
I might have cheesed her my fourth try, but she looked damn good beating my ass with a whole fucking dragon summon the first three times.
Now, look at her again. Hair. Down.
Perfection. Stunning. Lovely. Majestic. Beautiful. A round of applause for our queen! 👏
I can not remember where, but I saw some art somewhere where they drew Rennala with silver/white hair and, oh my God, ya'll... That image lives rent free in my brain. Rennala with white hair is just—👌
Can you imagine it?
She let's her long locks of white hair down from her hat, letting it cascade down her back as she gazes up at the moon.
The pale moonlight dances across her fair skin, practically making her glow, as her hair shines a bright silver.
It as if there is liquid silver falling down her back like a soft waterfall in the argent glow of the majestic moon above, as if she was blessed by the dazzling lunar display itself.
—I need to catch myself, I was starting a fanfic there for a second.
Anyway, I've been rambling for far too long. Bye ya'll!
Messmer looks... slightly familiar...
(the artist's tag is in the bottom left corner btw ;3)
This isn't bad, at all...just my favorite men of all damn time, and they give off similar vibes yk?
I loved Julian from arcana, he has a similar design and came first, although he's kinda slutty sassy he's still perfect.
Meanwhile messmer is just the similar vibe, hes absolutely slutty but instead of sassy he's just one of those emo-ish bad guys who will rock your world and maybe feed you to his snake, who knows?
Also if you never have ..i recommend playing Arcana unironically... because as i like the story, there's just some charm of the characters you'll always remember even for a mobile game...
Live laugh messmer and julian
I almost missed this little dialogue with moore, he's just so cute, and he said he likes my character, tbh... We married/j
Trying to get out of artblock so I drew my Elden Ring self insert