Čumblere, vzbuď se, máme vlastní Jefferson Miku binder post!
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
I spent all day on this and it's my fifth time trying to upload it. Please look at it.
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
SERŽANTE PÍSEK JE BÍÍÍÍÍÍLÝÝÝÝÝ
SERŽANTE PÍÍÍÍSEK JE BÍÍÍLÝÝÝÝ
Jára Cimrman was the one to develop a concept of gender, regretted it and has been trying to find a way to deconstruct and destroy it ever since
Svolávám celý čumblr, pojďte přidat své oblíbené reakční obrázky s Patem a Matem (protože jich není nikdy dost)
🔪🔪🔪 almost there🔪🔪🔪
You can only reblog this on 14th march
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
my recent art has only consisted of drawing donnie in rick moranis' roles sorry
I put on a black velvet dress with a suit jacket at home purely for this post and I know the majority is so right here. Šaty ze sametu z nejtemnější noci for the win
"šaty" jako slovo nadřazené, synonymní k oblečení obecně
Mirko Hanák exnul panák
Vondráčková Helena sestřelila jelena
Lucie Bílá kulajdě spílá (iykyk)
Karel Čapek chleba napek
Josef Dobrovský měl koule obrovský >:)
Karel Zich tiše vzdych
Karel Kryl božkov pil
pošlete "zdeněk svěrák vaří herák" a "marek eben mi vzal hřeben" memy
je to na anketu trust
Bonus points if they sell these as well
Buy two 6 liter packages of Kofola and get a prasátko se zahnutýma zubama nahoru plushie for free, that's what you call good meme marketing
I judge supermarkets based on whether they sell Kofola or not.
Leo wake up, your brothers are eating your bed!
I made cookies for all my moots. Reblog and tag to share with your own moots as I made a lot and I'm super proud of them
@thelonecrecentmoth @lobrac @aquacrex @angelonasher @doompicklez @lunarloaches22 @kurtobsession @rosewashereyt
Blind vanity has conquered me. Apologies.
Not every sentence that's seventeen syllables works as a haiku.
:D <- grew up with Czech kids' tv
:) <- classic smiley. many uses
(: <- barely hanging on. tormented
:3 <- whimsy and mischief
:3c <- variant of :3 used when your whimsy has just pissed someone off
:0) <- the humble clown
:^] <- purest smile. incapable of malice
€: <- theoretical specimen unobserved in the wild
:> <- esoteric specimen of unknown ecological niche
:] <- this one has a boner
therefore like what whatre you explaining. your pokemon. gayass fuckin NERD. the reasoning you were taught in middle school, i bet ur an ex teachers pet you little gayboy
babygirl i feel like this is self explanatory. why are they your baby. extremely funny that this is one of the most gender neutral terms out there and how mad straight guys get when you call them that
no homo why you explaining why what you said isnt gay. afraid of being outed? glass closet babygirl
feel free to add more! this is just my opinion
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
my guy—he doesn’t like hawaiian…
꒯ꄲꄲ꒯꒒ꏂ
přes vánoční prázdniny jsem toho měl do školy udělat tolik, že jsem nakonec neudělal nic. svědomí mě za to sežere, ale co už
Does it ever occur to anyone randomly that the guy who murdered 108 men in cold blood and the guy who starts every video with “hello ma frens” have the same voice. Like dang Mr Jalapeño, go off with the voice acting, I almost forgot it was you.
Anyway have a doodle:))
zlato, vzbuď se, udělala jsem pelíšky memes